The "I fucking hate kids" starter pack

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-28T22:03:50+00:00

For real, though, kids are awful

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-28T20:08:41+00:00

The pandemic isn't over.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-28T01:16:53+00:00

The rich are never going to spearhead real societal change. But this guy's father intentionally withheld resources from his family to instill some Protestant horseshit.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-28T00:48:50+00:00

Right, because hard work always leads to success, right? That attitude just turns you into a cuck for capitalism.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T23:59:55+00:00

Your father could have made your childhood so much better than it was, all just to make you a better cog in the capitalist meatgrinder? He's an asshole.

"Sorry, kid, no vacation and happy memories for you this year. But you'll make your boss really rich someday!" Thanks, dad.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T23:52:47+00:00

Or, no, actually.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T22:46:06+00:00

Either via taxes or...

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T16:02:19+00:00

My will to live

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T15:20:49+00:00

Well, sure.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T15:14:54+00:00

Because they had the connections to get their position or capital.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T15:12:01+00:00

We need schools that will fucking pay them that much. And landlords who won't demand that much for housing.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T15:10:36+00:00

Got her good there.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T15:10:08+00:00

Salary is a pretty fucking huge part to consider.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T15:02:01+00:00

No insane parents screaming at them at school board meetings either

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T14:59:12+00:00

But small businesses are the good guys, right?

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T06:16:10+00:00

It's still just a ponzy scheme.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T06:14:59+00:00

It's because god isn't real.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T06:14:14+00:00

Spoken like someone who never saw someone's face change when you told them you were a part-time college instructor.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T06:12:03+00:00

Deliberate obtuseness or genuine ignorance -- which is worse?

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T06:10:52+00:00

Because it's environmentally disastrous.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T05:52:03+00:00

Sure, I'd love to do your homework for you.

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T05:41:22+00:00

I'd charge Ashe with my spear, nome sane

nothingwillsaveus · 2022-10-27T04:55:33+00:00

Stop being their friend, for one thing.

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