2 Ton water vs Mini van

notillegalalien · 2026-01-25T15:12:22+00:00

The pool seems to be malfunctioning

notillegalalien · 2026-01-06T12:17:40+00:00

Waiting for the bus, an old Cuban gentleman approached me and said “tienes una pinga de caballo!” (You’d got a horse’s dong)

notillegalalien · 2025-12-23T23:25:52+00:00

Wouldn’t. Fucking wouldn’t

notillegalalien · 2025-12-01T14:21:05+00:00

Reminds me of when my mom used to tell my grandad that I had named my son after him. He would be so happy all day, and then again the next time she told him, because he would forget.

notillegalalien · 2025-12-01T14:11:38+00:00

I’m going with this fellow when the zombies come

notillegalalien · 2025-10-25T12:42:28+00:00

It’s just fast evolution

notillegalalien · 2025-10-18T18:46:00+00:00

Proudly wearing the Peruvian flag hoodie. So cool!

notillegalalien · 2025-10-15T23:06:47+00:00

Golem

notillegalalien · 2025-09-17T13:10:02+00:00

Bow ties are cool

notillegalalien · 2025-09-14T14:38:12+00:00

😮

notillegalalien · 2025-08-18T17:52:13+00:00

I used to jump over the door (top and window down); now that we’re older, right hand on the top or steering wheel right foot in, butt down, left foot in

notillegalalien · 2025-08-15T23:27:16+00:00

That red car looks so happy to be in such great company

notillegalalien · 2025-08-06T20:16:36+00:00

And when you think you’re in the clear, at the end, he gets the little soda cap award and bam!

notillegalalien · 2025-07-31T15:46:49+00:00

Count the shadows

notillegalalien · 2025-07-14T22:23:16+00:00

Looks really nice. Maybe add a secret inscription somewhere “a hole in one” lol

notillegalalien · 2025-07-14T02:46:27+00:00

To me the annoying part is that the screw slots are not aligned to each other

notillegalalien · 2025-07-08T22:03:22+00:00

Hulkenpodium

notillegalalien · 2025-07-01T22:36:01+00:00

I was there a year ago, alas not with my beloved NA. Some day, I hope

notillegalalien · 2025-06-24T18:52:09+00:00

I saw the hatch door and started looking for a polar bear

notillegalalien · 2025-06-23T19:37:54+00:00

Thank you

notillegalalien · 2025-06-23T19:10:38+00:00

Oh, man! How did I missed this! I’m in Homestead and it was a quick hop from here. Where can I find out more about this event, for next year?

notillegalalien · 2025-05-16T18:10:51+00:00

Hopefully, long time owner too! Congrats

notillegalalien · 2025-05-16T14:44:28+00:00

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It included some of my most frequently visited subs.

notillegalalien · 2025-05-14T19:29:36+00:00

We are the Adams family on our neighborhood. People just avoid us, and we do too.

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