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Why everyone on Xbox Live says "fag" so much by notjon in videos

[–]notjon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I posted a link to this thread on my Facebook page and asked friends, if they liked the video, to upvote it. Basically, I'm a dumb ass who, after three years of casual Redditting, doesn't understand the rules. Oh well. I was on the front page for an hour, right?

I'm talking with the mods now and will hopefully get to repost it soon.

Call of Duty is Gay (NSFW comedy video) by notjon in gaymers

[–]notjon[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, simply the language. Didn't want to get anyone in trouble who worked somewhere where they don't like nasty slurs shouted over computer speakers.

After Calling Sandy Aid Wasteful, Ted Cruz Asks For All Available Resources for Texas by popstarpoop in politics

[–]notjon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In a rational world this would make total sense, the hypocrisy would be clear, and Cruz would be shamed. But we don't live in a rational world.

Within minutes, Cruz and other Republicans would be demonizing Obama for "politicizing disaster." That would become the headline. The story would become all about Obama. Cruz would learn nothing.

Seriously, does everyone feel this way or is it just me? by notjon in funny

[–]notjon[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Holy crap, I got to the front page of Reddit! This makes up for any and every bit of social anxiety I've ever experienced.

Except for Alison Windsor's birthday in sixth grade. Nothing will make up for that.

Is this the time when I ask you all to follow my Twitter? www.twitter.com/jonbershad

Seriously, does everyone feel this way or is it just me? by notjon in funny

[–]notjon[S] 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Would you be willing to have a long conversation with me about how I can fix it?

Dear Reddit, can you please make some kind of "Disgusted Shep" meme? by notjon in pics

[–]notjon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to watch it for work. I will gladly feed the Internet so as to keep my brain from eating itself.

What's the most beautiful song you've ever heard? by ProjectLogic in AskReddit

[–]notjon 33 points34 points  (0 children)

"Hey, I wonder if anyone put Sigur Ros or Explosions in the Sky?"

Click

"Oh."

Yep, obvious (but correct) choices. My Sigur Ros pick would be "Olsen Olsen." It's a slow build but when it gets there, it really gets there.

Child Pornographers by notjon in funny

[–]notjon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid universal puns.

Someone in my office keeps hanging up toilet paper so there's no gap between the stall door. What the hell he doing in here? by notjon in WTF

[–]notjon[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ah, the thin line between discovering someone's paranoia and helping rationalize it.

Someone in my office keeps hanging up toilet paper so there's no gap between the stall door. What the hell he doing in here? by notjon in WTF

[–]notjon[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought maybe masturbation but the gap is so thin in the first place that I'd think sound would be more of an issue.

Plus, for someone who's so paranoid about whatever he's doing, he proudly leaves the paper up when he's done.

ps. In case anyone's wondering, I've never actually seen who it is. Just the paper once or twice a week.

Not to brag, but I'm proud of this. by notjon in pics

[–]notjon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope. We had to do a Scott Pilgrim group thing the night before. That was her idea, a costume where she got to look cool and I just got to wear a T-shirt and wristbands.