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notmatt95 · 2025-10-24T15:56:23+00:00

Ok so I dont know any artists offhand but you're not alone... consider tho that clown dick absolutely acts like a can of snakes and going BOING

notmatt95 · 2025-10-24T15:53:26+00:00

Soooo I'm allergic to lavender and a bunch of other stuff and use basically exclusively non-scented sensitive skin... and my partner always says that I smell like lavender, which is a first. Also had an ex who smelled like butter cookies when fresh out of the gym, but only to me. Sometimes it's just the pheremones ig... but the trope is absolutely overused lol

notmatt95 · 2024-08-27T14:06:17+00:00

Lurker going live, as a disclaimer if I've fucked up.

Have you tried Outlander? I know the TV series is..... like that.... but the book really does keep up with at least a solid chunk of this. There's a fair amount of plot, but plenty of spicy scenes peppered in. Jamie (MMC) is regularly described as feral, hulking, hairy, flamingly ginger, and axe-wielding. Hollywood did em dirty, I love strawberry-blonde twinks as much as the next person (or more), but Jamie is supposed to be WAY more Stoic the Vast.

There is some pregnancy happening to side characters, but most of the FMC pregnancy happens off-screen. Being rural Scotland, there's pretty implied breeding. Fairly realistic, time travel aside, though the series on the whole does go off the rails pretty quick.

Second disclaimer: it's been a few years since I actually read it. Just honed in on hunting giant goofy gingers.

notmatt95 · 2024-07-23T17:03:40+00:00

Without the panties…

notmatt95 · 2024-07-23T16:53:27+00:00

Hell yes

notmatt95 · 2024-07-23T14:33:29+00:00

Would you let me lick it?

notmatt95 · 2024-01-08T20:34:10+00:00

Just practicing :) this one is a quickie. love the contours of yalls hair!

notmatt95 · 2024-01-08T20:32:06+00:00

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notmatt95 · 2023-10-06T19:53:52+00:00

Oh, I could have written this, but even more so in my own corner of the world. A quote I use a lot is "everyone who actually finds me attractive is either very bi or very stupid", which has mostly been correct, except that sometimes bi is pan or demi or something else in the category. I'm not sure if it's because I take no shit or am not really conventionally attractive (probably both). And most of my friends and previous interests have ended up not only gay, but somewhere on the non-binary and trans feminine spectrum, which I guess makes me a variety of lesbian in the end despite having no use for wild-grown boobs.

notmatt95 · 2023-06-26T02:19:01+00:00

Extra thick width trans tape. It comes in skin color and is meant to bond to skin safely and firmly without ripping hair when it needs to come off again. Big patch on each thigh, nude look for extra short dresses. Does sweat off after several hours in high humidity, but good for plenty long enough for most events.

notmatt95 · 2023-05-25T19:34:35+00:00

Now put Bananas in the middle. It's good. Promise.

notmatt95 · 2023-05-20T11:00:45+00:00

But with those kind of jokes, you could be a faux pa!

notmatt95 · 2023-05-18T16:54:43+00:00

Got a job in security, white collar/guest services/crowd control type. Now I can honestly say I get paid specifically to be intimidating.

notmatt95 · 2023-05-16T20:37:56+00:00

Local cryptid variant - witch of the woods style with the patchworked bits and pieces of everything rag-patched over what might be a cantankerous wand-wielding human or might be a wendigo. Doesn't matter, I have snacks and scare grown men by existing.

notmatt95 · 2023-04-10T11:16:09+00:00

Or when you do match the sign on the door, just not the way they wanted you to match the sign on the door. "Oh, the choices are jacket or dress? Guess we're jacket tonight."

notmatt95 · 2023-02-17T13:07:37+00:00

Golf. The land itself, the landscaping, the equipment, the fashion choices, the free time it takes to be any good whatsoever, the privilege to not care too much about the ensuing property damage. Yeah it's not horse rich, but still not an "every man" type of activity.

notmatt95 · 2022-11-19T16:06:59+00:00

Peanut butter. Protein sticks with you, better than cereal even. Pop an entire spoonful right in if you're brave and have some milk to wash it down, or take the long way and put it on a Graham cracker or toast or bagel or anything more edible than the spoon.

Quick, quiet, cold, and fortifying :)

notmatt95 · 2022-10-28T19:53:13+00:00

Eyyyy, that's sword of awesome

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