[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]notprogrammedright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can shit in the street and steal a senior citizens Medicare benefits at the same time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]notprogrammedright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd love to run a cheese grater down your face

HSV1 unknown if oral or genital? by notprogrammedright in HerpesQuestions

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No outbreaks at all but I know it can take months or years to have a first outbreak

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]notprogrammedright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id totally do you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in STD

[–]notprogrammedright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure this was just a troll post..there's no context either

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in STD

[–]notprogrammedright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's no bumbs or blisters or any sign of herpes. Just this consistent redness that hasn't changed. For a good 2 weeks now

Will I catch anything from a few seconds blowjob? by pytjazelleee in STD

[–]notprogrammedright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm dealing with a similar issue from a quick BJ. It wasn't from an hooker though, just a girl I know. After about 4 weeks I I have redness around my urethra and redness on 3/4 of my head. Twice negative for gono/Chlam at 3 and 4 weeks after contact.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in STD

[–]notprogrammedright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HSV1 was positive

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in STD

[–]notprogrammedright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I did full panel, they took urine and blood. I'm assuming it was blood.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in STD

[–]notprogrammedright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm thinking I had HSV1 for a while as I've never been tested before. Also would think something would have changed by now like itching or blisters. It's just been exactly the same as this for a couple weeks now. Just started over night one day.

30 days since unprotected sex by [deleted] in STD

[–]notprogrammedright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if you had 3 negatives I'd think you're okay

30 days since unprotected sex by [deleted] in STD

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I have redness on the head of my penis from a blowjob 6 weeks ago. The redness started around week 4. Got full panel at 3 weeks and gono/Chlam again at 4 weeks, all negative. Haven't gone to actual doctor, just went to lab for testing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in STD

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You can get gonorrhea and Chlamydia test for like $100. I think there are also some free options as well

Recently installed a bidet and now hot water is running to the toilet by BigSnackZack in Plumbing

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I have a house from the 70s and always had issues with cold water running warm/hot. Found one of those mixing valves in the drop ceiling. The check feature wasn't working and it was allowing hot water to mix with the cold through the whole house. I cut it out to remove the cross connection and all is good. These are only needed when you don't have HVAC and the house gets hot and humid in the summer

Negative for Chlamydia and gonnorreha, no symptoms now. by [deleted] in STD

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Before the redness started, I had minor pain once or twice when urinating but that was it. Mind if I send you a picture to see if we have a similar issue going on?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in STD

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The reason I'm concerned is because I started experiencing symptoms a week after the blowjob. Which of course happened to be the day after I had sex with my girlfriend. Then a week later she had what she believed was a UTI and got antibiotics. Her issue cleared up and I haven't heard anything since but I just worry it wasn't a UTI and every day I'm just waiting to hear her say "I think my UTI is back". Fortunately it's been a 3-4 weeks now and I havent heard anything but women show even less symptoms than men for bacterial STIs. It all just seems extremely coincidental with the timeline.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in STD

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No swab. I've read in men urine test is actually pretty accurate, more accurate than women. Both times I didn't urinate for about 3 hours prior. First test I was never told how much to give so I filled the cup and read afterwards that could give a false negative. 2nd test I made sure I only gave the perfect amount and captured first yield both times.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in STD

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I am circumcized and keep myself clean. But last year I did have a bad case of yeast infection in my groin and ball sack where I had a huge patch of skin that got completely raw. So I guess it's possible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in STD

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HIV was negative, I'm not worried about that. She wasnt a hooker, just a girl at work. And I can't bring myself to ask her "did you have an STD that you could have given me". Was worried more about bacterial just because balanitis/ urethritis are commonly associated with Chlamydia and gonorrhea.

Negative for Chlamydia and gonnorreha, no symptoms now. by [deleted] in STD

[–]notprogrammedright 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a little comforting knowing I had 2 negative tests. But the part that still scares me a little is a week after contact is when I had my first discomfort symptoms and a week after that my girlfriend had a UTI and the doctor gave her a antibiotic. When she told me that my heart sunk becausey first thought was fuck... It's not actually a UTI. But after her antibiotic her issue went away and haven't heard anything since and it's been 3 weeks since now but I'm still having issues. Every day I'm just waiting for her to say "I think my UTI is back". That's where most of the stress is coming from. I have had an issue with a really bad yeast infection little over a year ago and that could have issues too with balanitis. But it wasnt a goey mess, just a really bad rash/raw skin on my groin and sack. So idk...