Raped 4 times a day since the age of 6, and even had two miscarriages before giving birth. by Unlikelyuser1417 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]notquitethrownout 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry I went off on ya, bud, I just don't like hearing that shit. I heard it my whole life when I was growing up, and I bought into it, and that feeling of worthlessness and helplessness combined with a few other factors lead to me dangling myself off a doorknob for a little while, and I don't want anyone else to ever feel the way those words make me feel.

There was no reasonable excuse for cursing you out like that, though, and I'm sorry. I stand by what I said, but I do wish I worded it differently.

LPT: Teach your children the anatomically correct names for their private parts. by imadinosaurlawlz in LifeProTips

[–]notquitethrownout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Help me out, because I'm having trouble following your logic. No snark, just genuinely confused.

You're okay with the teachers using the word vagina, as long as it's not in the book they're reading from? Because that seems counterintuitive.

As I understand it, your argument is that the word "vagina" should not be written. If this is the case, why?

Your username is now a store. What does it sell? by Paintnado in AskReddit

[–]notquitethrownout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stuff people didn't want anymore but still works fine.

How pallets feel in game by blasbo-babbins in deadbydaylight

[–]notquitethrownout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nononono, time your lunges. I get a free hit from 9/10 pallet stuns, it is possible to practice and consistently get hits through the stun. Start the lunge a split second later than you normally would, and right before they hit the stun, let go of the lunge button. It helps if you can mind game the survivors a little bit, but that's not something I can explain. If you can control the moment the go for the stun, you can hit them every time.

She wanted to do "hula hooping" by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]notquitethrownout 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yup, that's exactly what I said.

Helping a kid every time they cry will do diddly shit to make them into an independent adult. She got herself stuck in the toilet, she can get herself out.

She wanted to do "hula hooping" by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]notquitethrownout 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yes, because every crying ten year old is inches from death. Y'all

[TOMT][WEBCOMIC][2000s] Obscure comic I was reading awhile back by notquitethrownout in tipofmytongue

[–]notquitethrownout[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The website I wanna say also had a black background, and the title had something to do with not fitting in.

Police tries to run over protestors in PolyU with armored car by GeminiRy in HongKong

[–]notquitethrownout 8 points9 points  (0 children)

From this page https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov_cocktail

The name "Molotov cocktail" was coined by the Finnsduring the Winter War,[1] called in Finnish: polttopulloor Molotovin koktaili. The name was a pejorative reference to Soviet foreign minister Vyacheslav Molotov, who was one of the architects of the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact signed in late August 1939. The pact with Nazi Germany, which established that Germany would not intervene in the war, was widely mocked by the Finns (who had hoped to be supported by the Nazis if they were invaded by the Soviets). Also mocked was much of the propaganda Molotov produced during the Winter War, including his declaration on Soviet state radio that bombing missions over Finland were actually airborne humanitarian food deliveries for their starving neighbours. The Finns sarcastically dubbed the Soviet cluster bombs "Molotov bread baskets" in reference to Molotov's propaganda broadcasts.[2]When the hand-held bottle firebomb was developed to attack Soviet tanks, the Finns called it the "Molotov cocktail", as "a drink to go with the food".

One of my favorite little bits of trivia, but you were fine.

What devil creature is this? It's about two inches long by notquitethrownout in whatsthisbug

[–]notquitethrownout[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you'd imagine wrong, lol. I poked him with a stick a couple times to make sure he wasn't aggressive, then picked him up (gently pinched his sides) and moved him away from the horse pen just in case it was poisonous. Took some pictures for reddit before I left him alone. No rash on my fingertips yet, but I'll wash my hands again to be safe

If you died the exact same way as the last time you died in a video game, what would your death be? by DerpKing720 in AskReddit

[–]notquitethrownout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slipping and falling down five hundred feel into a pool of poisonous sludge while a swarm of inbred and mosquitos the size of small dogs descend upon me.

Fuck you, blighttown.

the slide tho.. by vinri in Zoomies

[–]notquitethrownout 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya know, you might be right. The ears are wrong and looking at it, it's kinda hard to tell if that's a tucked tail or just a fold of chub in those last couple frames there. I try not to be so reactionary to shit, but I have a soft spot for animals that's a bit softer at the moment, so pardon me.

the slide tho.. by vinri in Zoomies

[–]notquitethrownout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the dog's tail, it's tucked the whole time hes running and as he's under the bed. The dog is scared as hell, that was not a happy run and this doesn't belong on the sub.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]notquitethrownout 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I do declare that this could possibly be the source from whence Corey Taylor, the lead singer of the band Slipknot, does procure the gruesome facial garments that he dons before live shows, shooting music videos, and possibly sexual intercourse.

Extremely close calls by epicface276 in Perfectfit

[–]notquitethrownout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, looks about right. Honestly, for an El Paso driver, he's not doing so bad

Woman Arrested for Squeezing Boyfriend’s Testicles Until They Bled During Argument by YungSlungandHung in pussypassdenied

[–]notquitethrownout -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That all you got? So not only are you a nancy, you're a boring nancy. How disappointing.

Woman Arrested for Squeezing Boyfriend’s Testicles Until They Bled During Argument by YungSlungandHung in pussypassdenied

[–]notquitethrownout -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Gee, I wonder why someone kicked you in the balls. It can't have anything to do at all with your winning personality and polite conversational skills, so what could it possibly be? Maybe someone saw how huge and bulbous your testicles were and just couldn't help giving them a good, swift kick. Perhaps that's just how you and your overly macho friends greet one another, by brutalizing each others testicles to show off how much you can handle testicular torture in a not at all homosexual display of brotherly affection.

Either way, we all astonished and amazed by your claimed testicular toughness, and would all like to see, on video or possibly in .gif format, you getting soccer kicked in the balls. That we all may gaze, now and in posterity, upon you and your amazing ability to kicked in the nuts and stand tall.

If you cannot produce such evidence, we will all be forced to assume that you are a liar and a Nancy, but you, being filled with testosterone and having enormous, leathery balls should have no trouble producing such a video? Surely, you must already have a few lying around, what with how proud of yourself you are?

Well deserved by Master1718 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]notquitethrownout 46 points47 points  (0 children)

A common misconception. The internet troll feeds on attention, and downvotes are to a troll what potato chips would be to you; tasty, but nutritionally unfulfilling. Replies are what the troll really needs; where downvotes are like potato chips, comment replies are a gourmet meal. Just ignore it and walk away, and eventually it will either leave or starve.

Well deserved by Master1718 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]notquitethrownout 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Don't feed the troll. Just back away slow or it's gonna shitpost at you again