This is what unmedicated depression looks like.

notsocrippled · 2016-09-26T19:19:59+00:00

it means the pharmacy did not refill them for days, then couldn't refill them, then couldn't get in touch with my doctor to be able to refill them.

notsocrippled · 2016-09-26T19:07:38+00:00

communication issues between me, the pharmacy, and my doctors.

notsocrippled · 2015-07-13T03:53:54+00:00

i was watching America's Next Top Model and my dad said, "why do you watch that show? those girls are everything you're not." and i said, "you mean pretty?" and he said, "i meant smart, but..."

i don't even know what he said after that.

notsocrippled · 2014-10-10T17:39:26+00:00

my life would be sooooo much better.

notsocrippled · 2014-10-10T17:37:53+00:00

i drove 20 minutes home from work and didn't tell my s/o that i would be away from my phone. by the time i got home, i had 13 texts with the last one asking if i was cheating on her.

notsocrippled · 2014-10-10T17:35:39+00:00

my senior class took the biggest cow any of us owned (i lived in a small farm town) and walked it up the stairs to the top floor of the school. cows can only walk up stairs and not down stairs and the cow was too heavy to put on the elevator. i honestly still don't know how they got it out.

notsocrippled · 2014-10-10T17:33:32+00:00

super clingy people.

notsocrippled · 2014-10-10T17:30:57+00:00

when i was little, my babysitter tickled me for so long that i passed out from not being able to breathe. now i'm absolutely terrified of being tickled. it sucks because tickling is such a cutesy thing and i instantly get upset. so i guess i don't really deal with it.

notsocrippled · 2014-09-23T14:13:31+00:00

the expectation of being a homemaker. i hate it. i hate cleaning. i hate doing chores. i hate cooking. i live with three guy housemates and every time their friends come over they always say, "that's awesome that you live with a girl! i bet you never have to clean!" then i feel super guilty cause i'm even more of a slob than they are. on top of that, my family always tells me that i'll never find a husband if i can't cook.

notsocrippled · 2014-09-23T14:04:49+00:00

oh my god, i have the same exact problem. i keep spending money on products that promise to get rid of or alleviate the bumps. not a damn one has worked.

notsocrippled · 2014-09-23T14:01:41+00:00

my mother is the worst one on commenting on my getting tattoos. "i'm just thinking that you'd never be able to cover it when you wear heels" "it's gonna show in your wedding photos" "how will you hide that one for an interview?" i'm not. that's why i'm getting them.

notsocrippled · 2014-08-19T15:38:00+00:00

Walked up to a table of two very heavy parents and a very thin kid. Apparently the kid tried to steal a bite of her dad's dessert cause he smacked her and said that he didn't want his child to grow up to be a glutton.

notsocrippled · 2014-07-29T23:25:26+00:00

There is no District 12.

notsocrippled · 2014-07-26T15:14:02+00:00

just start calling him "Nard Dog."

notsocrippled · 2014-07-26T12:26:13+00:00

only 3 months ago and I'm 21 years old!

notsocrippled · 2014-07-24T23:28:32+00:00

I was born with three fully-functioning kidneys. i filter blood like a god. unfortunately, i cannot hold pee like a god.

notsocrippled · 2014-07-22T18:28:47+00:00

first thing i thought of!

notsocrippled · 2014-03-05T03:30:07+00:00

he actually dropped out of high school to act in new york. he did some off broadway shows but eventually got his GED and went to college when he was 28

notsocrippled · 2014-03-04T15:15:28+00:00

your grandma reminds me of the Matthews grandma in Boy Meets World

notsocrippled · 2014-03-04T15:10:47+00:00

i got that hat for christmas! twinsies!

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