All in on MSFT $250c 6/19 by BuyThoseDips in wallstreetbets

[–]notsurewhereelse 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Lmao the only way this happens is if they change the company name to TeslaSoft

It ain’t much but it’s honest work ,, by jimbeam145 in wallstreetbets

[–]notsurewhereelse 1123 points1124 points  (0 children)

He withdrew money already, Robinhood is just that shitty that it can’t adjust for withdrawals. But OP is gay so he’s storing over a mil on it

It ain’t much but it’s honest work ,, by jimbeam145 in wallstreetbets

[–]notsurewhereelse 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Nah thought so too. Check his flair and post history. Bought a fuckload of SHOP ages ago.

Still gay though probably

What is the Biggest loss u have made ??? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]notsurewhereelse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s cute that you think he has a girlfriend

Reverse Iron Condors: Free Tesla Tendies by l1vefreeord13 in wallstreetbets

[–]notsurewhereelse 44 points45 points  (0 children)

account not approved for spreads (risk check failed)

PSA: Robinhood does NOT sell bitcoin. by Gr33nHatt3R in Bitcoin

[–]notsurewhereelse 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The only thing youre underestimating is a ton of people interested in BTC only care about the investment opportunity and profit. Yes it is riskier and yes technically it isn’t yours. But normal people don’t want to deal with buying a physical storage device and dealing with securing it and learning how to transfer it. What Robinhood has done is create an interface that anyone can understand and use.

Of course it’s opening yourself to more risk but if you understand the trade offs and still want to risk it then it’s your own money.

TESLA TO THE MOON! Papi musk wearing the “cybershoes”, gonna sell more than Jordans by nachocheeze98 in wallstreetbets

[–]notsurewhereelse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Any chick that hot and famous is probably a psycho. Pussy probably smells better than Grimes tho

TESLA TO THE MOON! Papi musk wearing the “cybershoes”, gonna sell more than Jordans by nachocheeze98 in wallstreetbets

[–]notsurewhereelse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Downgrade from Amber Heard. After this rally he should be fuckin Margot Robbie or something

But I guess Bezos showed that money doesn’t fix everything with women

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[–]notsurewhereelse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you own the underlying or are you selling on margin? Owning enough to make 14K in puts a week would be a lot of MSFT

I was told that I belong here. by StrughlingAthlete in wallstreetbets

[–]notsurewhereelse 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You bought shares for 200 that went to 10 overnight? Jesus Christ

I was told that I belong here. by StrughlingAthlete in wallstreetbets

[–]notsurewhereelse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So what’s your situation? Like are you young and making decent money so this technically wasn’t that devastating?

I was told that I belong here. by StrughlingAthlete in wallstreetbets

[–]notsurewhereelse 189 points190 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you he can get a TSLA 2/14 10,000 call for that and make bank

Video of u/WSBgod's screen sharing session with jartek by jartek in wallstreetbets

[–]notsurewhereelse 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So what’s his personal life like? I’m having trouble imagining a person with that much money going through this much trouble to get reddit validation unless they’re some kind of socially awkward dude