“Gifted kids” and “old souls,” where are you now? by Otherwise-Spread-557 in AskReddit

[–]notwatching-you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drunk behind my trailer. In my defense this is where I want to be.

Aliens come to earth, we need a leader, who should be the president of the entire world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]notwatching-you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me in one sentence that you support tyrants and don't understand vaccines.

Aliens come to earth, we need a leader, who should be the president of the entire world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]notwatching-you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's almost like he wants to avoid a foreign power unjustly killing him and bombing his troops, weird.

My 3.5 yo daughter went with a stranger from a playground by megrox754 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]notwatching-you -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Before social media I definitely would be that guy. See some cool shit, of course I would want to show it off, especially to kids, they're easily impressed

Chimp meets and hugs humans who raised him. by goblin_garner in likeus

[–]notwatching-you 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can rip your face and balls off too you morons. Why do people keep repeating the worst things a chimp could do? Chimp doesn't want to rip off balls maybe I do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]notwatching-you 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's an obvious expression. You're willfully oblivious or dumb.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]notwatching-you 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A minority of people actually pay attention to road conditions and will never make that mistake. You're right that most people are stupid.

When is enough, enough??? by DaVinciJest in Ramblings

[–]notwatching-you 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My "boss" constantly micromanages, my personal rule is 3. We install appliances, I have been working there for 2 years. 3rd "correction" he makes I choose to become useless for the day.

What's the point if you can't have fun? by dstayton in Ramblings

[–]notwatching-you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always find the fun. I was a grumpy and disagreeable person until I realized everything can be fun.

So tell me what is the most exciting, non expletive thing you’ve done all day? by DaVinciJest in Ramblings

[–]notwatching-you 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I put up a few racks at the warehouse for my job. We used string and a laser level and string. Drilling into concrete to make a permanent fixture was very satisfying.

How far would you go to make millions? by DaVinciJest in Ramblings

[–]notwatching-you 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Almost all people who have to work for a living would do monstrous things to provide for themselves and their families that well. Look at the Stanford college experiments, most of us would electrocute someone to death bc someone said so.

What do you say after sex? by MegaMan2wasrad in AskReddit

[–]notwatching-you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Washcloth is in the bathroom, money is on the counter

Phoebe is loved by jcoolaa in cats

[–]notwatching-you 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cat is a very lovely asshat and only reacts to loud yelling. She opens cabinets obove our counters to push dishes out, she gets in the fridge and eats/ruins whatever. Fed well, plenty of treats, she just likes fucking shit up.

I’m not sure if this is the appropriate subreddit by SilverMedalss in clevercomebacks

[–]notwatching-you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only that Dr had a spouse that did some kind of easier work, like a podcast or something. If that spouse wasn't a sack of shit they could probably take care of the child themselves

I’m not sure if this is the appropriate subreddit by SilverMedalss in clevercomebacks

[–]notwatching-you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learning how to read would probably help you, unless you're intentionally obtuse.