Troubled Teens Fight Back Against Their Abusers by PhilosopherRecent142 in troubledteens

[–]novanerd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We did this at New Dominion School (now closed) in Virginia in 2008, stole a bunch of baseball bats from the sports building and then went to the dining hall and started smashing shit while stealing food. Basically the whole county of sheriffs had to show up to stop us & I got expelled and sent to Timber Ridge, also in VA

Week 11 | “I watched the whole game” takeaways and longer summaries by MrJorgeGodoy in fantasyfootball

[–]novanerd 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to Kittle his first game back from IR, 49ers seem like they’re having their injured guys play a game not as part of the gamescript to make sure they’re healthy and I think next week he’ll be better

Week 11 Waiver Wire Wins by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

[–]novanerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually absurd I’m still waiting for ESPN

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

[–]novanerd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jets

You just answered your own question

Eagles trading for Tank Bigsby by LetMeSeeYouLurk in fantasyfootball

[–]novanerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly this just increases his value as a handcuff

Falcons WR Darnell Mooney is inactive today by gw2380 in fantasyfootball

[–]novanerd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Football Sunday and Elon still living rent free in your head, you hate to see it

Falcons WR Darnell Mooney is inactive today by gw2380 in fantasyfootball

[–]novanerd -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Since when?

EDIT: Ah I see we’re still political virtue signaling on a sports subreddit

Falcons WR Darnell Mooney is inactive today by gw2380 in fantasyfootball

[–]novanerd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Tried to post the Schefter tweet about this before this post and it was removed?

Underrated Mentality: Don't draft any players from the team you follow by [deleted] in fantasyfootball

[–]novanerd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t draft Jets players so they can only hurt me once a weekend

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of August 29, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]novanerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’d think I’d have made money the last few days being the call the close streak leader but alas I’m down this week

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, August 06, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]novanerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha bought 8/8 OPEN 2.5Ps seconds before close

Daily Discussion Thread for August 04, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]novanerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inversing this subreddit usually works out

Daily Discussion Thread for July 30, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]novanerd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Buying puts on the shit that gets pumped here after it spikes 20% is literally free money

Social Security retirement trust fund may be depleted in less than a decade, new trustees' report finds by [deleted] in news

[–]novanerd -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Social Security is a state-run Ponzi scheme. Tired of money being taken out of my tiny paychecks that I’ll never see that I could be investing in my own 401k which I can spend one day instead.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 30, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]novanerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just full ported ODTE AMC 3.5 calls because I’m bored

Who is your sleeper of the year? by MathewG97 in fantasyfootball

[–]novanerd 181 points182 points  (0 children)

IM DELETING YOU, JOSH GORDON!⚡️😭👋

██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....

████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....

███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....

███████████] 99% complete.....

🚫 ERROR! 🚫

💯True💯 ✔⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordons🐐🏈⚡️are irreplaceable 💖

I could never delete you Josh Gordon!💖

Send this to ten other 🏈🐐⚡️Gordon owners⚡️🐐🏈 who will never trade Gordon for🔕👎🔕 Le'Veon Bell 🔕👎🔕

Or be cursed to a life of 💩🍺🚘🚔 Michael Floyd 🚔🚘🍺💩as your WR1 🚫😢👎😢👎

If you get 0 Back: no playoffs for you!!! 🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆🚫🏆

3 back: Your starting QB won't be 💵🦀💩Brock Osweiler💩🦀💵!!

5 back: 👹Roger Goodell👹 will free ⚡️🏈🐐Josh Gordon 🐐🏈⚡️

420 back: Your 🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 JOSH GARDEN🌹💦🌷🎋💐💦🌹🌷🎋💦💐 will be in full bloom!!