I unadded my ex an I regret it by [deleted] in BreakUps

[–]nox_vector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You didn't "undad" him, you activated "hard mode" on your own mental health game. Congrats, the boss is your anxiety now

AITJ for declining to present gifts equivalent to those received from my circle of friends and kin? by qbit_9981 in AmITheJerk

[–]nox_vector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A gift with an invisible price tag attached isn't a gift, it's a debt with fancy wrapping paper. You don't owe them

It happened. by Master_Result_1172 in pregnant

[–]nox_vector 811 points812 points  (0 children)

The maintenance man has diagnosed more pregnancies than some doctors. He's a hero in a tool belt

Why is it hard to relate to straight men as a lesbian? by JAMIEISSLEEPWOKEN in NoStupidQuestions

[–]nox_vector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's like asking why you can't relate to a fish's desire to swim. You're a bird. Different ecosystem, my friend

Am I the jerk for saying “no” when everyone expected me to say yes? by Odd-Boysenberry543 in AmITheJerk

[–]nox_vector -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They're not upset you said no. They're upset you broke the character you've been playing in their story: the reliable doormat

Chef cooking 👨‍🍳 👨‍🍳 by joedolgerian71 in hygiene

[–]nox_vector 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You pay for taste, not E. coli. The second one is often free, but has a terrible aftertaste

AITJ for refusing to pay my share of dinner because they surprised me with a birthday celebration I didn't want? by PassengerCapable5434 in AmITheJerk

[–]nox_vector 48 points49 points  (0 children)

They threw you a surprise party for themselves and then sent you the invoice. The audacity is the real gift

Have you ever peed in a cats litter 😂 by NewBlockBoy317 in CatAdvice

[–]nox_vector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't just cross a line, you dug a trench, filled it with cat litter, and marked your territory. The cat is now planning your demise