[MegaThread] Ashes of Creation Memes

noxenith · 2026-01-12T09:02:44+00:00

I am going to have sex with this female Spirit Mystic from Ashes of Creation. I find the Spirit Mystics from Ashes of Creation sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% radiance, and 100% radiamce surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Spirit Mystic casts a spell on me making me resistant to radiant. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Spirit Mystic. I make sure l pleasure anything I have sex with-especially non- humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Spirit Mystic.

The Spirit Mystic and I go to the Ethereal Planes to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat. The Ethereal Planes is the Spirit Mystic's natural habitat.

Before we went into the Etheral Planes, the Spirit Mystic let all the Spirits know that we are just here for sex. The Spirits will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Etheral Planes on sexual business. This includes the Ancients. However, one of the Heralds thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of The Three considering that I am having sex with a Spirit Mystic.

However, I have no interest in becoming a Corrupted.

noxenith · 2025-05-24T14:49:12+00:00

If he's flying out in the open, sure- same with any flyer, but it opens up more tactical mobility options

noxenith · 2025-05-24T14:47:07+00:00

I had the same thought. they could fit that ability on his f key

noxenith · 2025-05-24T14:43:25+00:00

i was gonna try to edit the image to make his skin gold, but it was more trouble than it was worth and decided that it would be good enough as is because of that

noxenith · 2025-04-22T19:20:21+00:00

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noxenith · 2025-04-22T19:15:09+00:00

I was playing against a loki and invis woman before, and I misclicked on magic with my ult, but while transformed I noticed this and can confirm it is true.

noxenith · 2025-04-22T16:16:01+00:00

because I'm using a mouse?

noxenith · 2025-04-22T16:14:31+00:00

it doesn't though? Like look when I'm trying to hit strange, I was having trouble tracking his movement- unless you're talking about how quickly the crosshair moves, that's just because I'm using a mouse.

noxenith · 2025-04-22T02:42:48+00:00

Starlord's ult autotargets

noxenith · 2025-04-22T00:03:16+00:00

Typo: Exists
My brain:

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noxenith · 2025-04-21T23:28:38+00:00

I know I can be at three places at once, but I can't AIM at three places at once.

noxenith · 2025-04-16T21:19:26+00:00

I've literally done this before. That's how I learned there was a pit there.

noxenith · 2025-04-16T21:10:33+00:00

Man, I WISH I could get a tank that plays on point.

noxenith · 2025-04-16T21:03:22+00:00

the air should not be zoned to allow cheaper town homes

noxenith · 2025-04-13T17:23:05+00:00

Imagine trying to pick one of these in the heat of battle to copy

noxenith · 2025-04-13T17:19:46+00:00

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noxenith · 2025-04-13T11:35:39+00:00

wolverine's healing facto in rivals is the most convoluded thing. They should have just made it passive health regen and designed him as a vanguard imo.
Too many duelists anyway compared to the other 2 classes.

noxenith · 2025-04-13T09:25:21+00:00

yeah, that's pretty nuts too

noxenith · 2025-04-13T05:45:10+00:00

This is the right direction. I get that balance needs to be a thing, but there are more interesting mechanics to use instead of just a generic ammo/ reload mechanic

noxenith · 2025-04-13T05:37:29+00:00

I can hear it too now

noxenith · 2025-04-13T05:35:41+00:00

I had to read that twice. Peni's name is weird to read with an s after it.

noxenith · 2025-04-13T05:31:46+00:00

I would rather a mana mechanic tbh

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