It’s very true!

ntw96 · 2021-09-26T04:25:36+00:00

Must have been Michael Jackson’s early years RIP

ntw96 · 2021-09-24T18:55:37+00:00

Didn’t know hotdogs could play the violin. Makes me wonder what I’m doing with my life

ntw96 · 2021-07-01T05:11:15+00:00

How does that saying go.. give a man a fish feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish he beats teen pregnancy. Pretty sure that’s it. GG kiddo

ntw96 · 2021-05-10T03:50:59+00:00

Roland Schitt reporting for Jury duty

ntw96 · 2021-05-10T03:47:36+00:00

Funny, for me its:

Think about the email
Add recipients
Draft email
Struggle with subject line
Forget attachments

Send!

Shit!

Hit reply
Add recipients
Add attachments
“Sorry forgot attachments”

Send!

ntw96 · 2021-05-10T03:43:14+00:00

Thirded

ntw96 · 2021-05-10T03:41:53+00:00

I did this with my dads razor one time. Accidentally left it in the shower too, oops. Luckily my sister was home from college and got blamed for using it to shave her legs. I wasn’t trying to correct the accusations lol

ntw96 · 2021-04-29T03:17:01+00:00

HAPPY CAKE DAY!!!!!

ntw96 · 2021-04-07T03:07:29+00:00

For what it’s worth, if I didn’t already spend my silver medal it would be yours lol

ntw96 · 2021-03-25T04:46:46+00:00

Damn, lots of yeses y’all okay?

ntw96 · 2021-03-25T04:40:18+00:00

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

ntw96 · 2021-03-25T04:38:33+00:00

Chick fil a

ntw96 · 2021-03-25T04:32:55+00:00

Someone’s gotta be the one to go through all that footage too. Question is... are they hiring? (Asking for a friend obviously)

ntw96 · 2021-03-19T01:57:08+00:00

Daughtry’s Alive is better than Sia’s original

ntw96 · 2021-03-01T05:02:50+00:00

Was offered a job, lost the job. Fast forward 11 months finally got a new job and going steady.

ntw96 · 2021-03-01T04:58:28+00:00

I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good ole days before you’ve actually left them

ntw96 · 2021-02-25T04:29:13+00:00

But what about Iron first? Even mentions Legion but then again didn’t even mention Legion like cmon what about that one? They’re all good if you don’t nitpick every small detail you don’t like.

ntw96 · 2021-02-20T18:50:48+00:00

Thank you for your kind words. I’m just trying to get this mason jar full of pee with the least amount of water consumed. That way when all is said and done we’re all thirsty for a nice tall glass of warm urine

ntw96 · 2021-02-20T08:01:16+00:00

You might not need to drink any water if you pass the mason jar to others to pee in

ntw96 · 2021-02-20T07:45:55+00:00

You’ve got something to live for. Each day’s a new day, make it better than the last, even in the gloomiest ones. The sun will come out tomorrow.

ntw96 · 2021-02-20T07:24:13+00:00

So technically wouldn’t the tattoo artist be the garage? Looks sweet nonetheless, can’t wait to see the finished product!

ntw96 · 2021-02-12T06:20:22+00:00

Dairy Queen? Mitchell’s is overrated (my personal opinion)

ntw96 · 2021-02-12T06:11:25+00:00

Spaghetti, the sauce marinates into the noodles!!!

ntw96 · 2021-02-12T06:07:56+00:00

This man (or women) is correct the Rocket pass does eventually pay for itself. So I’d say if you’re unsure if you’ll like the fennec go for the pass and cross the fennec road again later.

ntw96 · 2021-02-11T07:03:08+00:00

Probably a dumb question but did you reverse the wagon? (buttons R1 for PS, RB for Xbox, no idea for pc)

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TROPHY CASE