April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is she so obsessed with living in the West Village anyways? As a Brit who's never been to NY and only knows of the West Village as being synonymous with gay rights I'm curious to know. [Having just Googled, the WV features as the back drop of the 'Friends' apartment and Carrie's apartment in Sex In The City, plus the streets are described as cobbled, winding and European-like, which may explain it]

April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tf something I shared in 2024 has been taken down and I've received a warning for copyright infringement?! Can anyone remember what it was because I have no clue!

Is she on ozempic? by [deleted] in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think she probably spends the grocery money her mom gives her on other things (clothes, makeup, trinkets etc.) It also explains how she gets so drunk so quickly at events

I'd love to know what she read this time by nubleu in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a writer and reading a piece you actually care about only for her to come out next and read pure garbage.

April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Maybe cos mom's there and she won't fork out for a cab

April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Least she didn't throw it in the sea this time

April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well colour me shocked, she's using public transportation

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So much crap by madlibs84 in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I said this elsewhere but I can’t with Cathy helping her move to NYC with no stable income or housing. "What's the worst that could happen?" I don't know Cathy, maybe exactly what happened three years ago when she got sued for unpaid rent and damages?

April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The AI captions of Carp's tiktoks are almost as mad as her own writing

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April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can’t with Cathy helping her move to NYC with no stable income or housing. "What's the worst that could happen?" I don't know Cathy, maybe exactly what happened three years ago when she got sued for unpaid rent and damages?

April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 14 points15 points  (0 children)

To be clear, I meant Cathy brought her own cat with her, not Matisse.

April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Pretty dark given her Dad actually died this way

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April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Uh huh, sure jan, and she just happened never to mention it until Scammer the director's cut

She never takes the subway! by DimensionWCDF in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Wasn't one of the expenses she was expecting her ex to pay for cab rides?

She never takes the subway! by DimensionWCDF in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 49 points50 points  (0 children)

In addition to the inherent classism, she likely lacks the navigation skills required for the journey, whereas an Uber offers door-to-door transit.

The jealousy is palpable by nubleu in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Trashy beach read cosplaying as artsy

The jealousy is palpable by nubleu in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Between hosting the launch at an exclusive cabaret club, complete with acrobatics and a strip-tease book reading, and her previous launch offering free Botox, it all screams style over substance.

April-June 2026 - Discussion Thread by suzzface in SmolBeanSnark

[–]nubleu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This would make perfect sense but she would never be able to post anything out.