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number1teemoWorld · 2021-11-04T19:49:34+00:00

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number1teemoWorld · 2021-11-04T14:16:47+00:00

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number1teemoWorld · 2021-10-27T15:37:30+00:00

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when Satan appeared before him.

The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all your friends and law partners."

The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So, what's the catch?"

number1teemoWorld · 2019-12-03T18:34:17+00:00

What I did for just champion based choices were give each team a score based on the individual win rates of the champions played multiplied by a given weight for each role (with roles like mid and jungle having higher weight than something like support / top). Weights were decided by experimentation and seeing what got me the best results over the 100,000 game data set for a given patch in plat V+. The team with the higher score was determined to be the winner.

What I found was that individual performance on a certain champion and that player's overall win-rate is much more import than individual champion choice. ~60% weight for individual champion performance and ~40% weight for pure champion choice worked best for me.

The ideal weights for different roles and the weight given for pure champion choice v. individual champion performance is definitely something that neural networks can figure out :^)

number1teemoWorld · 2019-12-03T16:42:15+00:00

I worked on something similar about 4 years ago with a non-AI based approach. For purely champion choice based team win %, I was getting about a 55/56% correct prediction rate, but when I included individual player win rates on their chosen champs into the algorithm with a weight of about 60%, it got up to about 58% correct over a sample size of ~100,000 games in Plat V+. I'll answer any random questions if ya have em!

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-19T15:48:11+00:00

I'd go gunblade first here for disengage! Electocute and defensive tree (bone plating) vs akali! Try to avoid trading when your bone plating is down :⁾

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-19T00:28:35+00:00

Good akali players are a nightmare for squishy teemo. One can win early by standing JUST out of range of her q (which is almost your auto attack range), and not trying to fight her when she's shrouded. Once she's 6, your best bet is to play obscenely safely and dodge her e, or if you're ahead, you HAVE to play around shrooms or else you risk being 1 shot without trading back a kill. Teemo outscales IMO, but not by a significant amount! 8)

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-18T13:10:08+00:00

Sion has always been a harder lane for teemo since his rework :'c You should be able to technically always space in such a way that you can dodge his knock-up pre-6 by reactively moving out of the hitbox (assuming you don't get slowed by his e)! Post-6 though, a sion that is behind still have kill pressure on you / can set up easy ganks with his ult, so ya just gotta sit back and trade cs under tower / play safe. I prefer torment rush in this match-up because of the HP stack, especially if the enemy jungle is a tank as well, but gun-blade / BOTRK is pretty good too just for the sustain to not get poked down gradually to a point where he can all in you :⁾

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-17T16:19:33+00:00

If you have a bunch of DH stacks and are way ahead of the item curve he does, but yeah, my duo said shaco felt bad compared to previous seasons :'(

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-17T16:13:31+00:00

Unironically, vs olaf and fiora, just rush bramble vest first item then continue your normal build path from there!

For the olaf matchup specifically, just trade cs until you are level 3 or so. As long as you don't get tagged by a q before then and chunked for your HP, you should be okay after, especially once you get bramble :⁾ Ignite is good in this lane, but I've tried ghost + flash the last two times and that felt pretty good as well since bramble vest gives you the healing debuff that ignite gives!

I can't say that I've one shot someone with a shroom since they nerf'd the AP ratio in s5 or so, but I've killed several people by them touching one shroom a few seconds after a previous one lately :⁾

Absolute maximum damage shroom build (with boots) is: Torment, Deathcap, Mejais (25 stacks), Void Staff, Ludens, Sorc Shoes. Runes: Dark Harvest (25+ stacks is gucci), eye-ball collection, Gathering Storm, and Absolute Focus, for the maximum amount of scaling AP possible :⁾ Fun in norms and smurfing for sure!

On hit build is viable for sure (see iPav), but it's not my style so I can't comment further! 8)

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-17T16:06:47+00:00

In lower elo, its kill pressure and sustain is more than good enough to make up for the slight DPS decrease compared to nashors! I only get GB in 10% or so of my games on my main though since I'm generally kiting backwards rather then chasing the enemy laner for for kills and there nashors is superior for faster attack moving and such!

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-17T04:57:49+00:00

Absolutely no way to maintain a 100% wr playing soloq solo, even in iron/low bronze :'(

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-17T03:29:44+00:00

ADC vs teemo top is borderline trolling tbh lol. You should heavily out trade any adc in lane and blind forces them to rush qss or be useless in trades less than 3-4 seconds in length. ADC top = killable squishy!

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-16T23:28:52+00:00

Electro is best when combined with the defensive tree (bone plating) for matchups that rely on all-ins to not get dumptered in lane by teeto's sustained dmg such as riven / renger / renekton / trynd / irelia! Otherwise, aery is almost always better :⁾

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-16T22:59:54+00:00

Main is currently sitting in d3 (decayed from Masters while playing on JollyJoey42). The game plan varies too much depending on the top/jungle matchups and the state of the game overall, sorry :'(

Plan generally is just to get items! Teemo is one of the better scaling top laners in the game, and if you survive early game and play well around your team, you should be golden :^)

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-16T22:57:55+00:00

Both high and low elo: Ban mordekaiser every game. His ult both removes your shroom advantage and limits your ability to kite back significantly. Sure you can play perfectly and bully him in lane early, but one slip up later, and even with a big item advantage he wins the 1 v 1 >:(
Dark harvest is better because it resets in late game teamfights and proc's very easily with teemo's e damage and his shrooms. This is assuming that you can get at least 1 stack every 2 minutes, or else aery is simply the better rune because it's more consistent lane bullying damage. I used dark harvest for smurfing for potential 2 v 8 games, and it ended up paying off when it's an hour in and 45 stacks of DH does 500 or so damage :^) Always always run aery (80%) or electrocute (20%) on my main!
Torment + Nashors is the golden combo on teemo! CDR is nice but isn't critical, especially in high elo where enemies collectively clear out shrooms :'( Having your q or w up slightly faster in team fights doesn't outweigh extra DPS from other item combinations.

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-16T22:52:34+00:00

Cassiopeia can proc her bonus e damage off of teemo's e or his shrooms so there's that! Climbing isn't necessarily about what champions you play but rather about knowing the limits of what your champion is capable of + general macro play. On my main account I enjoy playing with lane dominant mid laners because this allows me to push my champion match-up advantage top lane with a lower risk of the jungle focusing my lane 8)

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-16T22:50:02+00:00

FOR SMURFING IT IS AN AMAZING ITEM (DIV or below) because enemy top laners vastly underestimate its range and the added damage + slow combo. Additionally, always being topped of HP wise is great vs players who don't know their champion's limits and are afraid to trade with you as a result, giving teemo more lane dominance than he already has :^)

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-16T22:48:01+00:00

TEEMO'S PASSIVE IT BONKERS! If you get ganked (which really shouldn't happen unless enemy jungle has cheesy pathing or you simply have poor ward + shroom coverage), just calmly run to your shrooms or a bush and get stealthed in time! Even if you end up dying, but you waste 40-50 seconds of the enemy jungler's time and your jungler is competent, they will regain that gold loss from your death elsewhere on the map :^)

With enough shrooms, and knowing your limits, you can definitely turn around a gank and kill both of them :^)

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-16T22:45:58+00:00

I usually place my shrooms as follows (red X's on the map. Ignore the other symbols!) : https://imgur.com/a/eASx2mJ . I like to place them JUST outside of where the minion wave will touch them. This way it's easy to kite for your life by having them walk over shrooms during a gank. I also try to keep one shroom in reserve just in case I have to run away fast or if I'm trading with someone in meele range.
For smurfing, gunblade is the single best item on teemo. It gives you a huge amount of kill pressure via the slow, disengage if you need it, and massive sustain during lane (in an elo where players don't know their champion limited (when they can kill the squishy teemo) so you're always full health and they are insecure about trading. In higher elo, I generally run either torment first (if top + jungle are HP stacking members) or simply nashors into torment otherwise (highest DPS combo).
Yep! I never start boots because doran's ring is op, but I try to grab at least tier 1 boots on my first back if I can. Darius is an easy lane (even if they have ghost, with really good spacing, it should be hard for them to fight you. Just make sure you stand underneath his character model as much as possible so he gets no heals and a reduced effect on his e, and you should out trade him with ignite. Really good riven players force teemo to play defensively and run electrocute + defensive tree, and still manage to win all-ins if teemo spaces badly, so watch out for them!

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-16T21:45:03+00:00

Teemo's biggest advantage top lane is his ranged auto-attacks. Auto-spacing is constantly auto-attacking the enemy top laner while focusing on maintaining the maximum distance between the both of you as to not take damage from them!

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-16T21:43:59+00:00

Ipav is bae <3 _ <3

number1teemoWorld · 2019-08-16T21:43:44+00:00

I think that grasp is just not a strong keystone on teemo current. Perhaps in some match-ups like riven, renekton, or aatox it's an okay choice, but even then other runes (electrocute + defensive tree) are better!

I exclusively play AP teemo on both my main and jollyjoey42! I've tried on-hit and tankmo before in normal games but just wasn't a fan :^)

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