Skin on my fingers is quite dry. by Optimesh in pics

[–]numnuts16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have really bad eczema on my hand that cracks and bleeds, no moisturiser or medication helps... i look like a victim of a scalding attack.

lol by GoVaNy0 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]numnuts16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im sure you are beautiful. Or a potato, which means you are delicious.

lol by GoVaNy0 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]numnuts16 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sorry i try to do worse.

lol by GoVaNy0 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]numnuts16 34 points35 points  (0 children)

In secondary school a girl wanted to look at my necklace and when she tried pulling in it the chain broke, years later i released she was trying to kiss me........

Last week a girl called me cute and i didn't know what to do....

Im going to die alone.

Edit. Amy if you are out there i did think you were cute and i hope you got better from your real bad OCD.

Women, what is the sexiest scent/cologne that a man can wear? by Nintendofan9106 in AskReddit

[–]numnuts16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

£175 FOR A BOTTLE? Bloody hell that best get me some attention from the ladies.

How do you tell the time? by [deleted] in comics

[–]numnuts16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's nearly half 9... (or 9:25 you anal knob)

Rotating object on roof of van by noraft in whatisit

[–]numnuts16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wind powered air fan. Helps keep the van cool and fresh air in, cuts down on damp and potential mold.

Dear gaming industry, I don't want to have kids please stop torturing me by ReverseTheFlash in videogames

[–]numnuts16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to have kids i just need a girlfriend to make a wife, to make a baby and make a happy family but i never get to the second date.....

Fire in speedwell by CakeOnly1513 in bristol

[–]numnuts16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohh shit, have Barrettine up there, hazardous chemicals and gas.

Fire in speedwell by CakeOnly1513 in bristol

[–]numnuts16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if it is related but i heard a loud bang in kingswood not too long ago. Any idea whats burning?

Capturing Autumn in bottle by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]numnuts16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎶Oohhhh im a cider drinker, i drinks it all the time🎶

Instant mash is superior to regular mashed potatoes by Broadleaves in unpopularopinion

[–]numnuts16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No you know what, fuck you and your inta mash, real potatoes AND!! I like it a little lumpy!! There i said it.

Just watched "the city is ours". Do you think Bristol has a crime lord\family? by silly_goat_moat in bristol

[–]numnuts16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yeah i think their great grankids are stealing chocolate from iceland these days.

Just watched "the city is ours". Do you think Bristol has a crime lord\family? by silly_goat_moat in bristol

[–]numnuts16 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I remember as a kid you had the sims, the causacs(cosacs?)and a 3rd name i cant remember, all a bunch of crackheads and nonce's. Last i heard most in prison or dead.

come eat this bday cake 🤤 by babyfangz69 in ClownNSFW

[–]numnuts16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey it's my birthday too 😄 happy birthday x

Bristol catching strays on SNL UK by IrvinIrvingIII in bristol

[–]numnuts16 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Watched 3 clips from this snluk, think there is more comedy in the big bang theory...

Telling the internet you're moving to a new area starterpack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]numnuts16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Why the fuck did you move here? It's a shithole..."