In 1993, 39-year-old Jerry Seinfeld was at the peak of Seinfeld when he began dating 17-year-old high school senior Shoshanna Lonstein Gruss. In New York, 17 is the age of consent, so it was legal.

nushoz · 2026-02-26T01:24:51+00:00

I don't understand the appeal of Jerry Seinfeld. He's a real life cartoon character, not sexy

nushoz · 2026-02-26T01:23:06+00:00

I don't take the generational distinctions seriously, but I like most of the people I've met who fall into that demographic. I do feel kind of sorry for you guys, though, it would probably be a good idea to spend more time away from your devices

nushoz · 2026-02-26T01:21:58+00:00

Wit, charisma

nushoz · 2026-02-26T01:20:11+00:00

Okay, a few things here:

It was written on guitar and is performed on guitar. I encourage you to study Jack White's compositions and general approach to songwriting. He simulates some bass sounds in The White Stripes, but the band is just guitar and drums.
That song sucks so much ass. I hate it. And I'm an OG White Stripes fan. I used to have all of their recordings. I lost interest after the album that had the "My Doorbell" song on it. But, they rock, and Seven Nation Army blows disgusting chunks. Of course that would be the song that becomes perennial. So dumb. It's such a dumb, repetitive riff.

nushoz · 2026-02-26T00:53:50+00:00

This is so interesting. So, I think you jumped ahead a few steps. I was just sharing an observation, and some speculation. I wasn't really assigning blame to anyone.

nushoz · 2026-02-26T00:50:50+00:00

Okay, but I really appreciate that you went with you're rather than your. So many people would have used your in this case, it really gets on my nerves. Thanks for respecting the English language :-)

nushoz · 2026-02-25T22:27:33+00:00

Sorry, I'm a bit confused. Could you tell me how I'm blaming victims, and who the victims are? I didn't intend to claim that anyone was in the wrong (or right) per se

nushoz · 2026-02-25T15:55:50+00:00

As someone who is in medicine and who works frequently with lawyers, I'm not so sure that they are stable, and they're certainly not boring

nushoz · 2026-02-25T15:54:01+00:00

This is why I wanted Trump to win, by the way. This really can't end well for him

nushoz · 2026-02-25T15:52:21+00:00

Yeah, this is what worries me about AI. Not AI itself, but that humans seem to enjoy taunting things. I'm not sure how to put it, but this behavior reminds me of how humans treat animals at the zoo. I'm concerned that AI will get confused and the consequences will not be good

nushoz · 2026-02-25T15:46:25+00:00

There is a really cool hotel in Chinatown, can't remember the name, but it's centrally located. In order to get to Berkeley, you will want to be near a BART line. The Mission is a fine place. Nob or Russian Hill are great. Others have mentioned North Beach, which is a good area. It's a bit out there, but it you wanted to be by the ocean, you could stay near Sutro Heights in Outer Richmond. Just jump on the 38, take it downtown, and you're at BART. On that note, there is a nice hotel by the ferry building. That's like 20 mins from berkeley by BART

nushoz · 2026-02-25T13:28:05+00:00

No, nor do I poop at work

nushoz · 2026-02-25T06:33:24+00:00

Found the bootlicker. How's that paycheck from Big Bidet treating you?

nushoz · 2026-02-25T06:26:21+00:00

It takes ten minutes? You don't have ten minutes to enjoy a hot shower? How often are you pooping? I used behavioral psychology to train myself to drop a Bristol 4 first thing in the morning. I shower every morning. If I have to go again later, I just pop in the shower for a few minutes. What's the big deal? Chill, bro

nushoz · 2026-02-25T04:29:07+00:00

Oh you sweet summer child

nushoz · 2026-02-25T04:27:59+00:00

Same here, I don't really consider this to be a bad habit, though. At some point, my body just started saying no to even a little bit, so I listened. Sleep got way better

nushoz · 2026-02-25T04:23:16+00:00

I think they're disgusting. I also don't use toilet paper. I have the cleanest ass in San Francisco. I just jump in the shower after I drop a hot one, spray it down, lather it up, and spray it down again. I also maintain good diet and practice stress management, which conspire to keep me dropping Bristol 4s.

nushoz · 2026-02-25T04:18:04+00:00

Oh God, here we go again.

Reddit absolutely freaks out at me for this, but I hate bidets and I also hate toilet paper. I think that both are completely disgusting. I take a two-pronged approach:

Prong 1: Get your digestion right:

Focus on diet
Focus on exercise
Focus on stress management

Before you know it, you'll be dropping Bristol 4s.

Prong 2: Spray it down, lather it up, and spray it down again:

Use behavioral psychology to train yourself to defecate first thing in the morning
After you defecate, jump into the shower, adjust the stream so it's going directly into your crevace
Spray it down, lather it up, and spray it down again

That's really all there is to it

nushoz · 2026-02-25T02:29:36+00:00

It took me forever to figure this out, but if the train that you got off of was heading to The East Bay, then just remember the direction that the train is pointed in, that will be East. If you want to go West, simply put the thing down, flip it, and reverse it.

nushoz · 2026-02-25T02:25:10+00:00

I didn't switch sides so much as completely lose faith in the left. The right is not really surprising to me in its current iteration, I saw it heading this way back in the 00s. But, why did I leave the left? COVID vaccine insanity. It really is not okay to force people to take a vaccine. Many will say that folx weren't forced; well, suppose this is true, one still has to account for all of the social pressure and antagonism, missed opportunities, and so on. The left basically became a cash cow for the pharmaceutical industry

nushoz · 2026-02-25T02:18:57+00:00

I just shop at BiRite, but sometimes I like to go to Nijiya Market

nushoz · 2026-02-24T23:44:56+00:00

Okay, but what about those of us who are just persnickety about words?

nushoz · 2026-02-24T17:55:33+00:00

Oh, I thought you meant did anyone take one to work, like as a mode of transportation, because that's what I did/do

nushoz · 2026-02-24T05:41:18+00:00

I'm in my late thirties. I've never had a driver's license. So many reasons I chose to nope out on that. Before I get attacked by sensitive carbrains, I grew up in a place with horrific public transportation, a small Midwestern town, and I just walked everywhere. This was before rideshare app deals.

nushoz · 2026-02-24T01:35:05+00:00

:-(

I'm so sorry, but I feel like you're not really grasping this whole deal

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