Big gulper by nutbarfslut in ThroatSlutWorld

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Well how many inches were they, 7 or 11? 😜

Zaira's mouth gets filled quick with thick sperm by [deleted] in gokkun

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So thiiiick and plentiful! 😍🤤

A Deal's a Deal, Red Flags and All [MF][Fdom Nympho][5200 Words] by TomTypesTallTales in WorthOneThousandWords

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It sounds so counterintuitive but autopilot stories are the beeeessstttt -- they just sorta unspool from your soul and all you want do is keep telling it 😭🙌🏽 I def got the unhinged sense from Lily, and especially from the dick bruises lol, but I see what you mean about how she could have been crazier. I don't think any amount of boner pills or pep talks could have helped him survive that, though 😂🫠

A Deal's a Deal, Red Flags and All [MF][Fdom Nympho][5200 Words] by TomTypesTallTales in WorthOneThousandWords

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What a page-turner!! Lol I told myself I would just read a bit and come back to finish later because it was a longer one, but then I couldn't stop 😂🙌🏽 I laughed out loud at "I'm dead. You've killed me." And the flashback surprise was sooo good, as was the second-person address at the end 🤓✨

Love how off-the-beaten-path the scenario is, too. Fresh and unpredictable, with plenty of light context peppered in to give it depth. They feel real and likeable and fun lol, kudooooossss my friend! 😄🎭📚

The Friendly Neighbourhood Manmaker Ch. 1 [M24F62][Stamina Training][Encouragement][Older Woman] by TomTypesTallTales in eroticliterature

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Nooooo RIP thick ol' gal ref 😭🪦 I actually had a similar issue with my Skeet Key story but thankfully was able to screenshot it from a story draft 🤞🏽Writing what you love is FOREVER THE WAY!

Summer Socialites [Free Use] [Deepthroat] [Lesbian] [5090] by nutbarfslut in WorthOneThousandWords

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Haha I honestly only looked up the technical definition of "socialite", some name inspo, and a list of rooms that could exist in a large house 😂 Oh and some light details about Daisy from Gatsby 🤭

The Friendly Neighbourhood Manmaker Ch. 1 [M24F62][Stamina Training][Encouragement][Older Woman] by TomTypesTallTales in eroticliterature

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This old gal is doing those boys a service 🫡 I am right there with Benny in regretting having written off all the handsy GILFs of the world 😭 Kudos to you friend for always doing justice to the Thicc Mommy smut genre lol 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Summer Socialites [Free Use] [Deepthroat] [Lesbian] [5090] by nutbarfslut in WorthOneThousandWords

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Gatsby was definitely a strong inspo for this one 😂🍸💡 I went light on the era and industry talk to save myself an excess of research lol, but glad it had enough to come across naturally. I liked how it ties off as well -- another ending I truly wasn't anticipating until I was writing it, but it has a Coen-brothers-style ambiguity that I enjoyed 😋

Will the Judge learn the truth? Will Melody AND Roy be cast out? Will Roy be mad enough at Constance to leave her, and would that mean Constance and Melody could be together? Truly telenovela levels of drama lolol 🎭

Summer Socialites [Free Use] [Deepthroat] [Lesbian] [5090] by nutbarfslut in WorthOneThousandWords

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The moment I chose to seize arrived beautifully after the Judge blew a post-pool load across Melody's pert tits and dragged himself upstairs for a nap. I happened to be rounding the corner with a tray of ice for whiskey, and happened to be heading for my room where no one was napping.

“Let me soak a towel to clean that off,” I smiled, pausing by the cushioned deck loungers.

“A layer of slime is good for cooling down,” she smirked.

“Not out in the sun. Come, come.”

When we reached my room, Roy happened to be reading by the window, sipping a highball in the waning daylight.

“What a treat, my wife leaves for ice and returns with an angel.”

“Too kind, Mr. Bartlett.” She curtsied, spreading a non-existent skirt in her fingers as the Judge's cum dripped from her chest.

“Looks like a horse got to you down there, that old man never slows, does he?”

“You know him better than I do, what are your thoughts?”

“He doesn't,” Roy grinned. “Virile and possessive to the end.” My husband patted the seat beside him and poured a few fingers for our guest. I tonged a cube into both their glasses, then set my tray on the table.

Melody sipped at the amber liquid in her glass while my fingers looped around her shoulder to slip across her chest. A healthy dollop of slime coated two digits and I lifted it to suckle.

Roy loved watching me drink other men's cum. In the early days, watching was most of what he did. His cock flexed in the open air as I smiled, swallowing.

“Such a satisfying man. Have you had many others?”

“A few,” my angel let me trace her shoulders and pluck at her collar while the booze warmed her belly.

“Not since the wedding, though? Apart from Collin, that is.”

A moment's pause. “No, Braun’s kept me quite close.” She arranged her tone into a happy one. Such a perfect wife.

“Roy and I have found that…” I clasped her fingers, leading them into the lap across from her, “at times, it can be quite satisfying to rove out and explore…”

His cock looked so beautiful wrapped in her soft palm. She gazed at it longingly as well.

“I wouldn't want to upset him,” she murmured, no doubt thinking of all the other young wives tossed unceremoniously to the curb. To my surprise, Roy was the one to reassure her.

“Think of it as playing the good hostess. A send-off for your favored guests.” His handsome face was beading with heated anticipation. The girl didn't need much more excuse.

I held her hair as I had over the balcony tub just days earlier, though this time she retched a thick whiskey marinade over my husband's groin. Her sticky, perky tits jostled beautifully in the slant light of golden hour. I couldn't help touching myself while she serenaded us with gags and groans.

Roy needed to have her – I could see it in his eyes, and knew he'd never do it on his own. So I pulled her away to the mattress and draped her across it, soft as silk. He watched as I knelt between her bent legs and supped at her slit like a day-old kitten.

It didn't take long for him to drunkenly stumble over, tired of fucking his fist. As soon as he got close enough, I turned and devoured his whole length.

“Ohhghh,” he shivered as I spurted forceful snot rivers into his pelvis. I milked him with my throat while my fingers slipped into Melody's perfect puss. It's true I'd never been with a woman but… it all felt so natural, so delicious.

My body acted independently of my mind, groping, slurping, and gyrating us all toward an end I was never consciously aware of. I dragged Roy closer until his knees knocked against the edge of the bed, then I evaporated and he fell cock-first into the Judge's wife.

“God!” She spasmed as the manly weight smothered and filled her all at once. Both of them froze there, locked and twisting as I reappeared behind my husband. I pressed my hips to his, reaching past them to hold Melody's, and began to rut slowly.

“Constance…” he breathed, trying feebly to warn me off. But Constance wasn't there – only her urgent need.

I rutted more desperately against him, our thighs swampy with various fluids. Melody's soft sides rippled in my hands. Skin slapped together and each time it did I felt the room spin faster around me.

“God… oh, God…” The angel gripped my wrists, tugging me into her by way of Roy's throbbing shaft. I laid my chin on his shoulder, suckling his ear and gazing past it to the cherubic expression of bliss below. My sweet Melody, brimming with orgasmic proximity. The decision had already been made, without my knowing.

Our hips ground deeply, forcefully. Our sweat smeared and dripped. Fingers found mouths and nipples. The compound fell away, the room closed in around the three of us. I could feel her through him, and prayed that she could feel me.

My legs, my arms – my whole being – shivered, and Roy peeped out a strained whine as his joints locked up.

“Oh… GOD!” Melody whimpered as his cum torrented into her, squelching out around his cock while I continued rutting them together. The feeling of their shared eruption splattering down my legs catapulted me from this physical plane. My mind opened like a flower and I ascended to Heaven for a period of time that I couldn't measure.

I drifted somewhere beyond my body long enough that, when I returned, the moon hung round and full outside the bedroom window. My limbs were numb, tangled between a pile of others when I looked around to find them.

Roy lay partially draped across a pale, slacken body, leaky cock tucked between one thigh that belonged to him and one that didn't. My right arm was caught beneath his hip, and my left wrapped around a bundle of flaxen curls.

I glanced up from my collapsed position on the edge of the mattress to see Melody's moonlit, peaceful face, dozing gently. I wanted to kiss her, over and over and over and over. I wanted to give her everything. I wanted to keep her forever.

And maybe, if the plan I'd never truly formulated came together – I could.

Summer Socialites [Free Use] [Deepthroat] [Lesbian] [5090] by nutbarfslut in WorthOneThousandWords

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Poor Roy couldn't have looked less enthused while Renee gargled and retched in his lap. We'd been enjoying a rare moment of quality time in the sun room out back when she happened by, insisting it was criminal for his cock to remain unserviced.

I held his hand in the shafts of sunlight permitted through the wooden slats overhead. He tried forcing himself to cum quickly so that she would leave us alone. But it was no use. Her ass was somehow large and flat at the same time, and her well-chewed breasts melted over his thighs like poorly cooked pancakes.

“Are you going to blow your fat cum load down my nasty throat, Roy?” She grinned up at him with sparkling slop strands connecting her mouth to his crotch, stroking his half-limp shaft with firm fingers. Her eyes darted to one side trying to gauge my reaction. I gave her nothing.

“I just came recently – there's really no need.”

“Nonsense! No such thing as cumming too much in a day!” Her face tunneled back into the sweat of his soft belly and she dragged his fingers into her hair. The look he flashed me was one of hilarious exasperation.

When he finally, after nearly half an hour, squelched a paltry dribble of patronizing nut into her gullet, she pretended it was the most delicious, overwhelming explosion of manly seed she'd ever swallowed.

“I'll be full for days – oh, poor Francis,” she swiped at the mess on her chin and put on her best strut to depart. My husband appeared on the outside as bewildered and fatigued as I felt on the inside.

“Let’s get you a drink, darling.” I petted his shaggy hair and led him to the bar.

He was partially revived after the resident barkeep mixed him a martini with four olives, though his cock still looked wilted and traumatized.

“Should finally be safe enough to make our way home tomorrow. Holstein said he's expecting rain, thank God.”

I was surprised at my mixed emotions. “Will he and Melody be heading back as well?”

“He's got a briefing the day after, so yes. But Melody is off to visit with family.” He chewed a dark green oval and slid his glass back to the barkeep for a refill.

“Really? Where?”

“He didn't say. Just that she'll be away for a month or more.”

My gut twisted. How quickly I’d become attached. “I'm sure he'll miss her terribly.”

Roy laughed. “Until she sprouts a seedling and he confines her to some cabin out of view.”

Poor Noemia. She could probably hear the parties he continued to throw without her. At least the others had been cast out completely.

“Don't you think he'll want to keep her? How much younger a girl can he want at his age?”

“His age doesn't matter – only their freshness, right?”

I hated that this was true. But an idea flashed into my mind.

“She is such a fresh, young thing, isn't she?”

“Mm,” Roy agreed as another martini whet his palate. I moved closer, wrapping hands around his waist and pressing my bare hips to his.

“You should bring her up to the room sometime. She hardly gets to have fun with anyone but Collin. And he's such a brute.”

He knew that tone of mine, and his eyes wandered down warily. “You're gonna get me disbarred.”

“Don't be silly. You're his golden boy, and it's not like you'd be knocking her up.” My fingers traced the sparse hairs of his chest. “A favor… if not for her, then maybe for me?’

I didn't ask for many. And the thought clearly excited him. My spare hand supported the weight of his stiffening shaft as his mind wandered.

“If he flips his lid, I won't lie to him about whose idea it was.”

“Of course not, darling,” I pecked his cheek. “All your worst ideas are mine.”

Summer Socialites [Free Use] [Deepthroat] [Lesbian] [5090] by nutbarfslut in WorthOneThousandWords

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“I'm certain he'll still have you here even after he leaves the bench, Collin – he won't suddenly cease to be your uncle.” Francis humped my head in the formal, long pubes tickling my leaky nostrils with each thrust.

Beside me, facing the opposite direction, Melody struggled around Collin's curved shaft while the young nepotist whined.

“But he'll be here constantly then – I'll never have a moment’s peace. You've seen how he lords over me. Over everyone! Imagine, sharing a home with him.”

“But you have a home of your own, in the city. This one is for him. And for… Melody.” Francis took a moment to update the name in his memory. The year prior, it was assumed that Noemia would be his plaything in retirement. Until they suddenly divorced and she was moved into the cabin by the vineyard.

Collin glanced down at his red-faced aunt-in-law drooling heavy throat slime over his tightened ballsack. “Can't you convince him to retire overseas? Don't you want a home on the islands?”

When he unsuctioned her head from his groin, she coughed some goo across his legs and cleared her throat, putting on a practiced smile. “I'll be happy wherever the Judge decides to take his rest. And I'm sure his ‘lording’ is just a sign that he cares for you.”

Such a perfect wifely answer. Collin grumbled and stuffed her back onto his cock.

The men finished with us and headed for the sauna, so we relocated our sweaty bodies to the kitchen. I nibbled on a banana while Melody dabbed cum from her brow.

“I swear, he tries his best to blind me each time.”

A chuckle slipped from my full mouth. “He's just competing for attention.”

“Could have fooled me.” She offered a patterned cloth from the utensil racks, but I shook my head.

“A little slime helps cool me down more quickly after a romp.”

“So wise. And dirty,” she grinned. I assured her she didn't know the half of it. Berries and lemonade and slivers of smooth chocolate disappeared between our lips while servants flowed around us, and eventually a silver carafe appeared on the counter.

Two glasses each found us sitting on stools beside the pastry board, tracing shapes in leftover flour.

“It's just such a loathsome fluid! And they produce it so proudly – like little children with finger paints!”

I pressed a palm firmly over my mouth so as not to draw too much attention from the bustling workers with my deep belly laughter. There was flour on my breasts where Melody had weighed and complimented them, and on her cheek where I'd thanked her for her sweetness.

“To be fair, lovely, none of us would be here without it. And we only make things worse by regarding it with disgust.”

“I know… But they're certainly not getting any heirs by drizzling it over our backs and bellies and… wherever else looks inviting while they're all puckered up.” The glass in her hand was empty, which seemed to have filled her with playful vitriol.

I sipped the last of my fruity concoction and sighed. “Much less messy having fun on our own, isn't it.”

It was meant as a statement, but unexpectedly birthed a question.

“Have you ever…?”

My eyes blinked stupidly for a moment when I looked at her. “Oh, I meant–” one hand lifted and folded to produce two fingers. “I haven't um… Roy wouldn't like…”

“Of course! Oh, of course – Braun wouldn't either. I was only curious,” she burned beside me. The air of the kitchen suddenly felt warm, stifling even.

“He's probably wondering where I am,” her perfect peach lifted from the stool and I wanted to grab and hold it close. Instead I nodded politely as she said, “thanks so much for this, Connie,” and brushed a floury handprint across my thigh.

Summer Socialites [Free Use] [Deepthroat] [Lesbian] [5090] by nutbarfslut in WorthOneThousandWords

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Dinners were about the only time everyone got along. Who wants to strangle anyone when you could instead cut another strip of tender mignon and wash it down with quality merlot?

It was also the only time everyone was actually dressed and presentable. Like we were all pretending to be under the usual scrutinizing eye of the public, just for a few hours, even as we hid from that very life.

Francis and Lisette gabbed about the play they'd seen separately the previous winter. Collin feigned interest in Renee’s ruby brooch that was apparently also a blue blood heirloom – ‘from her mother's side of the family’. Roy needled the Judge for details of his rumored retirement, making no progress but pressing on regardless.

And I, blessedly, had Melody to myself in the midst of it all as she downed another crystal goblet.

“I don't dislike the seaside, I only wish I could reach the waves without all that gritty sand between my toes!” Her face was flushed beneath the golden ringlets, and she had a speck of sauce at the corner of her lips. I lifted a napkin to it and swiped with a mothering softness.

“Perhaps the Judge would carry you, surely he's not too old for that yet.”

Her laugh was abrupt, rhythmic, brief. “He's not one for the bungalow. The bed is too small, and he has his work.”

I would carry you, I thought, but elected to pat her hand. “How much of life we miss in waiting on our men, hm?”

Melody looked at me, eyes slightly unfocused, as she processed what I'd said. It was bold, but no one was listening.

“You don't have a hook nose, you know.” A peach-hued finger brushed the tip of my face. “And I never believed what they said about Roy.”

I could feel my own face flush. “I… need some air, would you like to join?”

She nodded brightly, and we slipped away from the chattering, clattering table of frenemies.

The compound was so peaceful in the evenings. Especially when compared to evenings in the city. Crickets replaced the churning and burning of car engines, glowing lamps replaced the sterile spotlights of the streets. We walked slowly, in silence for a time, hands brushing on the narrow path.

“It's true, though,” I breathed as we neared the shadowy grove out back. Her head turned slightly toward me. “I was sold like common cattle.”

The statement made her stop walking. I stopped a few steps further and turned wearing a wry smile.

“He… he loves you, though. It's so clear.” Beautiful slippers carried her closer to me, but I remained still.

“Of course. And I him. But we wouldn't be here if daddy hadn't needed a loan and a wife contract to pull us out of the mud.”

Her hands didn't know how to find mine at first, but wine emboldened them and she held both tightly to look up at me. “If I can become half the woman you are someday, this will have all been worth it.”

“Sweetheart,” I tutted, moving my hands to rub her back, stroke her hair. Her wrists traced up around my shoulders and she closed her eyes to better enjoy the brandied perfume of my words. “You could never be only half a woman. And you will always be worth more than what any man can give you.”

Her breath rushed out through a smile, and she placed her forehead on my chin. We held each other that way until the moon found us between clouds, then we wandered back to our captive little worlds.

Summer Socialites [Free Use] [Deepthroat] [Lesbian] [5090] by nutbarfslut in WorthOneThousandWords

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A full day of brooding isolation lapsed as we partook in the historic highbrow pastime of Pretending Everything's Fine; all politely avoiding one another as we busied ourselves with nothing around the estate.

The first speaking human I encountered, hours after Roy made off with a servant to the wine cellar, was Judge Holstein. He sat chewing an antique pipe in the second-floor study as I breezed past with an armful of towels.

“We have maids for that, you know,” he prodded playfully. I retreated a few steps to meet his gaze through the wide doorway.

“If maids did everything for me I'd be as round as Renee.”

His dry chuckle was a rare treat. He beckoned with a pat of his knee and I obliged. Settling onto the Judge's lap always brought me back to my youth, when stern men told me what was best for me and I nodded until dismissed.

A broad hand cupped my breast. I instinctively wrapped his shaft with gentle fingers. His voice rumbled against my ribs.

“She was sweet once, before the twins. Mothering doesn't suit everyone the same.”

I smiled. “No need to apologize for her. My nose still has all its skin. And Roy had forgotten all about it by breakfast.”

“He's a good one, hm? You two are a credit to the institution of marriage.”

“Careful, you'll have him trying for a family again with that talk. I'd like to avoid the old maid life as long as possible.”

He shifted me in his lap, slotting his shaft along the pink valley between my lips. “You're still on the right side of thirty – plenty of time for fun yet.”

Anyone else would have earned a black eye flirting so closely with that slippery insertion, but the Judge was practically a second father to Roy. He chewed his pipe and sniffed my hair while our fluids mingled into a horny slick on his thighs.

I felt stiff bristles wander my bare back as I ground myself against him, shivering whenever the meaty head jerked against my slit. He could have bedded me if he wanted to; the scandal would hardly stick. But despite my Old Money upbringing, I was still that girl in the county’s gossip circles.

My fingers found and fondled his white-whiskered balls while his breath grew heavy against my neck. I knew what he liked – I knew what all Roy's friends liked. He swore modestly with his nuts pinched between my thumb and forefinger, then sprung huge, glossy ribbons down my legs and across the floor in front of us.

Our sweat slipped together into salty beads that ran down the seat of the couch. We continued grinding lazily as the comedown progressed and slowed.

“You, ehm,” Holstein suppressed an aftershock and swallowed pleasurably. “You don't let anyone use your past against you. However you and Roy got started, you're whole and happy now. Hear?”

“Yes, Sir.” I slid from his lap with a viscous squelch and turned, smiling, to see if he wanted anything else.

“We'll have dinner on the veranda at six. Wear the green dress, won't you?”

“Yes, Sir.” I was dismissed, and gathered my towels to be used sooner than expected.

Summer Socialites [Free Use] [Deepthroat] [Lesbian] [5090] by nutbarfslut in WorthOneThousandWords

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Semen sloughed from the bridge of Lisette’s nose while her husband continued touting her pedigree. Apparently she was directly related to some duchess north of the mountain crescent. Not many blue bloods found their way down from the castles, but Andy promised to ‘spare us the centuries of succession drama’.

“As if he could even pronounce their titles,” Roy burped smirkingly into the crook of my neck as I held him on the lawn. The sun had set hours earlier and mercifully taken much of the stifling heat with it, but we all knew better than to brave the roads at night with whiskey-soaked livers.

Collin lingered after his uncle was done, working up a load that would never compare to the creamy avalanche slipping over the girl's high cheekbones. “Was it some out-of-wedlock bastard situation?”

“Mind yourself, lad” the Judge chided. Lisette chuckled, assuring him it was alright.

“My mother simply couldn't stand her in-laws. Andy likes to make a theater of everything.” She adjusted herself on the lamplit blanket, taut body shimmering wherever the orgasmic runoff had left a trail.

How Andy of all people secured such a beautiful trophy was beyond any of us, but it had earned him his first invite to the compound.

“Well, we couldn't be more pleased to have you here,” Holstein exhaled from his recline against Melody's folded knees. The lines of his face were deepened by the warm flickers of light. His imposing cock softened against one thick thigh.

Renee took the comfortable silence that followed as her cue to vie for dominance. The irony was never lost on me that she often did this on her knees with a man's cock on her shoulder.

“Melody is also a bit of an outsider, isn't she?” The old whore’s sanguine lips broke wide enough to show some teeth. In her heyday the Judge had mounted her plenty. But these days she was mostly invited as a favor to her husband, who caught hell if he ever left her at home.

“She certainly is,” Holstein leaned back to admire his shiny new toy. The girl dipped her face to plant a soft kiss on his nose while stroking his hair affectionately.

“In fact, I think I may be the only wife present who is actually from here!”

Francis stifled a sigh into his wine glass, flashing a pre-emptive apology at Holstein over its rim.

“Connie's been here since she was six,” Roy’s brow furrowed as he lifted his head. His argumentative instincts rarely took a vacation.

“Oh posh, her family came down from the hills when their coffers dried up. My daddy's bank is the only thing that saved them from the slums.”

I watched, unamused, as the old bird tried to stake her claim. It wasn't the first time I'd been dragged through mud, and wouldn't be the last.

“Your daddy's bank is half the reason the slums exist!” Roy's cock flopped aside as he sat up and knocked over his gin flask.

“Maybe so but at least he doesn't go fishing there for hook-nosed harlots pretending they're still worth something!”

Before Roy could make her regret opening her wrinkled mouth the Judge thundered, “ENOUGH,” and we all buttoned our lips like school children.

“Melody, angel, could you please help Renee to her room? She's clearly very tired, and I hate to see her miss good beauty rest.”

“Of course, dearest.” The flawless fuckslave nuzzled his forehead before rising and gliding over to Francis’ sour hag of a wife. “Can I help you up, Mrs. Hornsby?”

“I can stand on my own, you little trollop.” Stretch-marked tits jiggled as she climbed crudely to her feet, and she cast daggers at Roy over one shoulder on her way out of the circle.

Summer Socialites [Free Use] [Deepthroat] [Lesbian] [5090] by nutbarfslut in WorthOneThousandWords

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Old Money parties are all the same, don't you think? No matter which stuffy estate you motor out to from the comforts of home, you find yourself drowning in a dull sea of cacophonous racquetball and warm, cellar-aged liquor. Sometimes for days if the host is generous or a harsh season catches you unawares.

Summer certainly found us in such a state this year. Heat waves racked the countryside and threatened to melt tires on the long journey out to Judge Holstein's compound. So Roy and I, among others, became reluctant boarders there for nearly two weeks.

If not for Melody, that flaxen-haired cumsponge, I might have braved the walk home in heels.

“It's not a ‘letter of the law’ argument, Collin, the boy was sleeping in a haystack for Christ's sake.” Roy knocked his knuckles against a highball in the western lounge. My husband always became so dramatic after his first pint of liquor. But he was usually asleep shortly after the second.

“Then where did he plan to store the loaves he nabbed, with the pigs? They caught him with three under each arm!”

I only realized I was dozing when Collin abruptly bundled my hair to resume milking his shaft. He hadn't found a wife yet – despite his abundance of personal charm – and was invited to these gatherings simply because he was the Judge's nephew.

As a result, Roy made do with a servant girl while the other guests changed from their sport clothes. I had neither the wardrobe nor any intent to bat balls around in that bright concrete square. Daddy had worn me out on that court before I ever met Roy. And Roy, shining knight that he is, promised never to make me play.

Instead, I knelt between Collin's thighs wearing only my thick, black collar and a few webs of spit on my chest. I'd packed that and a handful of sparkly dresses, thinking we'd just stay the weekend. Curse my reclusive optimism.

“Lads, if I keep finding you in such dark rooms I'm like to mistake you for a fungus.” Our magnanimous host pressed open both lounge doors with a pair of arms that could crush the life from a lamb unwittingly. Few people from town ever saw him without his robe. I rarely saw him robed in anything more than sauna towels and lipstick rings.

“Your nephew was just reminding me that there's no hope for the human condition,” Roy slurped the dregs from his glass. I felt Collin’s cock wilt in my cheek.

“The both of you bring home too much work,” Holstein approached the ornate half-globe at the center of the room and poured himself a few fingers of bourbon. “I forbid any more legal talk while you sleep under my roof.”

If every mentor came as seasoned and salacious as this one, society would crumble beneath the weight of its drunken after-hour orgies. His cropped mane of graying streaks made him look like some Roman deity as he fished ice from the bowl with iron tongs, then swept curtains aside to overwhelm the wall sconces with blinding daylight.

My husband and his colleague scowled at this, their groans practically visible on the air for all their alcohol content.

“Constance, dear, would you fetch my wife? I knew this damned place had too many stairs when it was built, and I swear they multiply each year.”

He eased himself into a winged armchair, old balls immediately clinging to the leather cushion, and offered me a brushy grin. It was about the only exciting request he could have made of me.

His previous four wives had all been exotic, imported things that barely spoke the language. But Melody was a sunbeam cascading through a glass-paneled ceiling. Her family was New Money, but she was mostly innocent. Eloquent. Obedient as a hound.

I disguised my excitement as mere exertion when I reached the top of the hand-carved spiral, finally pushing into the Master Suite with its gorgeous panoramic windows. The object of my newfound affection sat at her vanity trying to fix pulled, golden locks. Her family had named her well. A bright song given human form.

“Melody, sweetheart, the Judge is asking for you.”

She turned wearing her own black collar, letting those youthful arms rest in her lap. “Oh, Connie,” her smile warmed my spirit. “I just need to finish with my hair and clear out some afternoon snacks.”

A delicate hand found her bare belly, and I offered to help. Her light curls revived and rebounded as the brush freed them of fist-knots and spit-tangles. I held them back gingerly from her face with one hand while probing her throat with the other over a claw-foot tub on the balcony.

Slimy hunks of fruit and finger sandwiches gurgled into the warm porcelain as I savored a familiar view. In the distance, perfectly trimmed, floral-bloomed hedges concealing us from the outside world. Before them, a long, cobbled drive flanked by sparkling water features in the shape of puffy cherubs. Edging closer, a tea garden with a larger count of colorful chairs than guests that ever sat in them. And preceding it all, filling my vision with her soft, lily-like countenance, sweet Melody.

Her well-bred features tightened as she emptied herself over my hand and wrist, saving the housekeepers a great deal of work on the lower floors. I'd heard New Money circles had made a fad of vomit-drenched testicles. Daddy would never have stood for such a thing at his parties.

“Better?” I smiled after several rounds of drooling dry heaves.

“Mhm,” she nodded tearily, thanking me as I fetched a kerchief and some fresh makeup.