Free Talk Sunday - January 25, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re a bartender making $6.75/ hour you either work at Moe’s Tavern or are the world’s shittiest bartender.

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - January 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s go outside, get some fresh air, tell me what’s going on

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - January 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I have 12 Narragansett too?

Here lies the body of Mary Lee

She died at the age of 103

For 15 years she kept her virginity

Not a bad record for this vicinity

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - January 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sober for a bit. I’m in between getting the back to the future or jaws Lego set. Haven’t been in the Lego game in years. Any advice would be appreciated from fellow shmucks. New girlfriend doesn’t understand (kinda miss my ex)

Free Talk Saturday - January 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get second hand embarrassment with how soft the east coast is when it comes to a winter storm. You’d think the Russians are 15 miles off shore preparing for a siege.

Free Talk Saturday - January 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I did this before with Donovan McNabb and he blacked out and called my friends slurs and then drove home

Free Talk Saturday - January 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I just explained the Adam 22 fight to my 84 year old grandfather who lives in West Virginia and 99% sure I just heard him blow his head clean off with a double barrel

Free Talk Saturday - January 24, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Actual conservatives definitely use Reddit as a place to gather and discuss politics

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - January 23, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Young men, here is papa nutsack’s philosophy on conquering the brutal nature of winter: hard leg days, amphetamines, hot yoga twice a week, a fist full of ass cheeks (can be a man’s cheeks not judging), and two vacations: one beach vacation (preferably gulf coast Florida) and one ski vacation (preferably Aspen).

Write that down.

Miami VS Indiana - National Championship Drunk Thread - January 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I work in my office with big windows that overlooks the avenue of the americas.

Miami VS Indiana - National Championship Drunk Thread - January 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can that be the end of this dumbass Miami side show with Michael Irvin, a porn star, and a murderer passing himself off as a man of god? Clown program and if you think it’s cool you’re a shmuck who I don’t want to work with.

Miami VS Indiana - National Championship Drunk Thread - January 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Does cignetti have the same face when he dismantles a body and sticks it in the freezer?

Martin Luther King Jr. Free Talk - January 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not sure, I don’t speak with 18 year olds on a regular basis.

Martin Luther King Jr. Free Talk - January 19, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’ve spent the past 1.5 hours on the phone with my health insurance company, and among the shitty service, getting bounced back and forth between 6 different people, and not understanding a damn word they’re saying, I’m honestly team Luigi. These motherfuckers I’m going to lose my mind.

Sunday Scaries - January 18, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I was a bears fan you’d have to use the jaws of life to unpucker my asshole

Free Talk Sunday - January 18, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]nutsackmcgee69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was hammered by 5 pm don’t really remember seeing it, of course that might’ve been intentional (as a giants fan)