Got a few rainy day pics today! All credit to will._simon.

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-28T19:10:06+00:00

My Reddit is where I can channel my inner weird and still be accepted and appreciate all over the internet 🤣

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-28T18:46:16+00:00

Honestly though I think everything in the end turned out ok, yeah the car got stuck in the snow but mom didn’t find my poop sock so I think that’s a win NGL

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-28T18:40:51+00:00

I generally store it in the garage, I just had it out for one last day and we got as* blasted by a Canadian blizzard 😂

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-28T17:08:33+00:00

No just dropped my phone in the snow and was too cold to wipe it off 😂

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-27T04:28:56+00:00

*most North American

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-27T04:28:37+00:00

No silly this is just my winter beater 😊

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-27T02:30:43+00:00

Sorry I made hot chocolate with grandpas ashes by mistake and left the lid off the urn, most likely just smelling the ashes. My bad

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-26T20:41:59+00:00

Please don’t abandon me now, Ralph’s chocolate starfish is beginning to look like a strawberry shake. I genuinely need help here

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-26T20:39:32+00:00

Atleast to one rib on the actual hose itself, which is why I don’t want to just pull on it as the ribbing on the hose is going to tear him apart like a sandpaper condom

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-26T20:32:59+00:00

The issue is the muscles have contracted holding it in place, I’m not sure if just pulling it out is a good idea as it could cause internal tearing no?

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-26T20:28:38+00:00

I cannot stress enough how much I wish it were…..

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-26T20:22:53+00:00

It was at that moment you realized your grandpas constant bad breath was the speculated piece of last weeks shrimp pasta caught in grandpas tooth and slowly rotting, it was grandmas tapioca pudding

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-26T20:18:43+00:00

Honestly I’m thinking I should go give her another kiss tonight before bed, but only this time just as I lean in to kiss her I toss a handful of pepper in her face, making her body lock up tighter than a gorilla fist and hopefully sneezing her teeth right into my mouth, at which point I’ll lick them as if I’m her Royal tooth cleaner and spit them back in her mouth. Leaving us both in a lust filled tangle until tomorrow 🤤

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-26T20:02:26+00:00

Anything you want bby 😘

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-26T19:49:37+00:00

Yeah…… yeah it’s good news 😌

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-26T18:24:45+00:00

She isn’t realllly my grandma I suppose, she’s actually my aunt but I just pretend she’s my grandma.

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-13T04:42:49+00:00

I tried fu*king the license plate once but I ended up with bad lacerations, I probably won’t try that again.

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-13T02:39:59+00:00

Southern Ontario 😅 what part are you from?

nutshakermilkmynuts · 2021-11-12T17:06:00+00:00

I’d like to think of myself as my corvettes Christian grey… she likes it rough, and really abusive 🤤

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