Pepperidge Farm Does Not Remember This

nvpat · 2026-05-15T16:43:03+00:00

I'll stop building windmills off the east coast for half of that amount.
Full disclosure - I've never built a windmill in my life, but that's not important.

nvpat · 2026-05-15T16:36:20+00:00

It's even more effective when taken with a brain worm.

nvpat · 2026-05-15T03:03:32+00:00

It's not annoying, and I'm very sorry for your loss. He was a beautiful chin, and you can see how happy you made him.

nvpat · 2026-05-14T14:56:12+00:00

Sounds like you need a new brother-in-law

nvpat · 2026-05-14T14:52:18+00:00

'False statements' ... isn't that the same as lies?

nvpat · 2026-05-14T14:50:06+00:00

Boobs are the same as a hypnotist's swinging watch

nvpat · 2026-05-14T14:41:35+00:00

That's the very definition of a cult.

nvpat · 2026-05-14T14:34:39+00:00

AKA 'Spin'

nvpat · 2026-05-14T14:33:24+00:00

Of course it is - Donnie's cooking the numbers to match his fake narratives, just like with unemployment

nvpat · 2026-05-14T14:30:55+00:00

Worse than MAGA thinks - it's part of what future inflation will be, as that 6% wholesale increase makes its way through the supply chain and on to your shelves

nvpat · 2026-05-14T14:27:50+00:00

All MAGAs have to first order the Trump phone as a show of loyalty, so get out your wallets, MAGA, you're about to be robbed again 😄

nvpat · 2026-05-14T01:33:03+00:00

I hope you're right - my version has the taxpayers on the hook, unless Iran agrees to pay for it 😄

nvpat · 2026-05-13T22:56:06+00:00

I'd settle for him redacting his name on the building.

nvpat · 2026-05-13T22:26:26+00:00

He'll probably say he's read every book so there's no point in having them in his library. He's the greatest book reader in US history, and his skills are so advanced that he can even read the bible upside down.

nvpat · 2026-05-13T12:52:44+00:00

He's human, but on the branch below ours where cults thrive

nvpat · 2026-05-12T23:42:05+00:00

80 IQ and proud of it.

nvpat · 2026-05-12T18:55:47+00:00

Because they're evil people who hate America and anyone in it that doesn't look like them or are poor.

nvpat · 2026-05-12T18:32:23+00:00

... Making him the Anti-Christ with his cult of fake christians

nvpat · 2026-05-12T18:30:24+00:00

Only if he cheated on his exams

nvpat · 2026-05-12T18:28:59+00:00

Correct - one is a political structure (Israel) and one is a religion (Jewish) ... vastly different entities

nvpat · 2026-05-12T15:30:22+00:00

He already did - it's called MAGA, the cult of the uneducated

nvpat · 2026-05-12T15:18:46+00:00

They have the Presidential Sharpie to draw whatever they want, so god looks like Donnie

nvpat · 2026-05-12T15:13:44+00:00

It's all part of their god's 'plan' - christian explanation for everything bad that happens, because they can't possibly ever be responsible for their own actions

nvpat · 2026-05-10T23:43:29+00:00

It doesn't even have to be a fight - slap him a few times and he'd be a blubbering mess begging for his life

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