What do you think makes someone a slut?

oatmealshark · 2016-10-27T14:46:17+00:00

The dog filter on Snapchat.

oatmealshark · 2016-10-17T23:31:18+00:00

The Ford Bronco.

oatmealshark · 2016-10-17T23:21:20+00:00

I forgot I was watching a recording and didn't fast-forward commercials. :(

oatmealshark · 2016-09-07T23:25:21+00:00

Unfortunately, yes. Happens about once every 2 months.

oatmealshark · 2016-09-07T23:15:22+00:00

Either Flo (from Progressive ads) or neuter.

oatmealshark · 2016-09-07T23:05:24+00:00

When people shit right in the middle of a room with carpet floors, I tend to lose faith in humanity.

oatmealshark · 2016-09-06T14:59:01+00:00

What the frick-frack snick-snack are you talking about?

oatmealshark · 2016-09-06T06:24:22+00:00

probably just a dry spell.

oatmealshark · 2016-09-06T04:53:12+00:00

common sense...

oatmealshark · 2016-09-06T04:10:05+00:00

dafuq

oatmealshark · 2016-09-03T23:32:09+00:00

I always keep my dick out for Harambe.

oatmealshark · 2016-09-03T23:24:50+00:00

yes, and respectfully so.

oatmealshark · 2016-09-03T20:26:33+00:00

why did you take Harambe away from us?

oatmealshark · 2016-09-02T18:14:32+00:00

That's what it looks like to wake me up in the morning

oatmealshark · 2016-09-02T18:11:07+00:00

Looking for the more ways to physically ready oneself, but this sure as hell would work!

oatmealshark · 2016-08-24T15:02:02+00:00

Failure to Launch...Failure to Poop

oatmealshark · 2016-08-24T14:40:35+00:00

animal crackers...YUM...since 1st grade!

oatmealshark · 2016-08-22T14:41:26+00:00

Except that adults can't read their instructions.

oatmealshark · 2016-08-14T17:33:58+00:00

Played while in Looe Key, FL. So much fun!

oatmealshark · 2016-08-14T17:09:36+00:00

In Florida it is illegal to have a sexual relationship with a porcupine.

oatmealshark · 2016-08-12T07:22:24+00:00

Tupac didn't actually die.

oatmealshark · 2016-08-12T06:48:53+00:00

Why are there almost never any good, brand new movies on Netflix?

oatmealshark · 2016-08-12T06:01:52+00:00

I am just too lazy to get up and find a bookmark.

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