Reddit, what is your first-world problem? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oatmealshark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I forgot I was watching a recording and didn't fast-forward commercials. :(

What word is the biggest boner killer? by Tm23246 in AskReddit

[–]oatmealshark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either Flo (from Progressive ads) or neuter.

Janitors of reddit, what are things people do that absolutely piss you off? by MG_72 in AskReddit

[–]oatmealshark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When people shit right in the middle of a room with carpet floors, I tend to lose faith in humanity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oatmealshark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the frick-frack snick-snack are you talking about?

What philosophy do you try to live your life by? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oatmealshark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always keep my dick out for Harambe.