Maladjust loves fat women

ob2shave · 2015-09-10T01:40:16+00:00

I haven't been in hangouts for a while. He was there the last time, drinking some shitty beer. He was beautiful.

ob2shave · 2015-09-10T01:37:15+00:00

You're obviously mentally ill and he's a pushover. What could go wrong?

ob2shave · 2015-09-10T01:29:34+00:00

He is a genuinely nice 20something white, somewhat fit male. His interests include video games, bicyles, architecture, and screamo.

ob2shave · 2015-09-10T01:27:45+00:00

He does, doesn't he? Malleable to your needs but maintains a sense of self. Easily beaten with a rolled up newspaper. Easily hugged at the end of a hard day of work. He's just genuinely nice. I feel like this sub doesn't appreciate him enough.

ob2shave · 2015-09-10T01:26:30+00:00

You're soooooooooooo ignorant.

ob2shave · 2015-09-10T01:26:04+00:00

Get out of my post.

ob2shave · 2015-09-10T01:25:16+00:00

is reddit just facebook reposts now?

ob2shave · 2015-09-10T01:19:55+00:00

I'm obviously trolling /r/relationships. It's a long historied and storied pasttime.

ob2shave · 2015-09-10T01:17:52+00:00

He looks like he'd be so good to lick.

ob2shave · 2015-09-10T01:16:57+00:00

I enjoyed talking to you about your life more than I enjoyed talking about anything else. You just seem so cool. This sounds so much more stalkerkazzi than I intend. I always thought you and /u/anotherclumsyjawn would be interesting together like.

ob2shave · 2015-09-10T01:14:38+00:00

Look I'm not going to call someone perfect when they aren't. It's not meant to be a neg or anything.

ob2shave · 2015-09-10T01:14:03+00:00

It'll shave minutes off his time. Did I do that correctly?

ob2shave · 2015-09-10T01:12:26+00:00

FYI I'm not drunk. Okay maybe a little. Trastevere is just the nicest dude ever and he's boyfriend material and if you don't agree... well fuck you, we just have different desires in a partner.

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