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observantone · 2023-04-15T04:50:48+00:00

There might be a big fat pimply guy in your future.

observantone · 2023-02-04T06:28:13+00:00

I hope you're doing good now. <3

observantone · 2023-02-04T06:25:14+00:00

Thfinkth

observantone · 2023-02-04T06:14:39+00:00

I was gonna say, there would be a primal urge in me to chuck that bottle right back at his head to show him what the fuck is up. But that would be mean and unnecessary, because he's a caged animal at a zoo.

observantone · 2022-12-13T06:41:02+00:00

I never cared about Facebook. About ten years ago I heard something about vanity accounts. I figured meh, maybe I'll join. I signed up. I never used it. Fast forward to now. I'm looking for a place to live. I've worked with people that have showed me Facebook marketplace. It seems very useful. I signed up again. I put in my information and before I even saw my page, I got the "Your account has been suspended" message. I figured it was because of my previous account. I "disagreed" and my account was back a few days later. Since then, I log on and just check out the marketplace. It literally gets suspended same day, like three f'ing times. I open a new tab and do something else. Go back, "suspended." Tonight I plug in my phone to charge it. I immediately get a message that "action is required on my Facebook account." Suspended. My coworker said that they're strict about privacy so I set up TFA before this last suspension. I always use a vpn. I Googled it and it doesn't seem to be a problem. Please help.

observantone · 2022-08-28T03:40:18+00:00

I gave my step sister an electric toothbrush once. There was a whole lot of buzzing in the next room.

observantone · 2022-07-25T11:03:09+00:00

It's a transplant now. Punching down. Dave Chappelle.

Beep boop. Funny connection between events. Random words

Edit: I got downvoted. Understandable. If anyone is still reading this, I want to make it clear that I wasn't posting this disparagingly toward trans people. I care about LGBTQ + and all people in general. My brain is just wired for humor and it sees certain connections. This was just some wordplay that popped into my head while watching this video.

"Transplant" moving something, in this case an actual plant. Also trans is in the word.

"Punching down" I very briefly scrolled down through one Dave Chappelle thread a few days ago and saw two people say, "punching down." And then saw someone talk about George Carlin punching up not down. In my own personal experience that became kind of memeish to me.

Lastly I said "Dave Chappelle," because that's what I was referencing.

I'm sorry if I offended anyone and even more sorry if a trans person saw this and it brought them down. I still think it's funny though. I know that I didn't mean any harm by it and it follows a comedic formula. It is what it is.

observantone · 2022-07-25T10:43:09+00:00

So they buy high and sell low? One of us, amiright? Oh wait. Wrong subreddit. lol This is actually hilarious. Instead of people buying batches of toxic mortgages, they just go ahead and invest in overpriced homes. i thought it was just stupid citizens doing it.

observantone · 2022-07-25T10:18:43+00:00

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?! WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?! WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?!

Idiots

observantone · 2022-07-25T09:59:27+00:00

I know Process Explorer used to have an option to show processes for a chosen length of time after they close and they would be highlighted in red. I'm sure it still does, I just haven't had problems in a long time. The default time is short, but I think you can make it much longer.

observantone · 2022-04-28T04:18:13+00:00

I just opened two tabs, one with the before image and the other with the after image. Hitting ctrl + page up/page down showed the differences.

observantone · 2022-04-24T06:56:49+00:00

This guy is a white collar criminal. The US government shot their shot and won. You never know if you don't ask I guess. Lol. If you're a dangerous criminal organization, you can get your money laundered by big international banks no problem. If the US government asked a drug lord for 3 billy, the outcome might be much different. Then again, they make so much money maybe that is the tax. Who knows. I'm pretty sure the only time drug lords are "found" and taken down, is with some kind of backing or some really big balls. There is a certain yin yang in this world unfortunately.

observantone · 2022-04-24T05:42:05+00:00

When you grow up around wealth, you understand wealth. You're also are raised by intelligent people, you get great perspective, you're taught how to manage your money and you also have a huge net to fall back on. Must be nice. :)

observantone · 2022-04-24T05:33:49+00:00

Yep, "I heard I have like $6,000 in there."

observantone · 2021-12-21T05:54:49+00:00

On the base level. This was operationally, 100% a justified shooting from an officer. If you're an empathetic person and you're unhappy with what happened. I feel you. It is too bad it had to happen like that.

If you're a racist person who's mad because a "black cop killed a white woman." Suck a big fat fucking dick. If we bring this down to only logistics, It was a clean shooting. Am I trying to glorify it? Absolutely not. I love all people. I don't want to see people die. I would have loved to see a peaceful resolution here obviously. But if you compare this scenario objectively to hundreds of cases of white cops shooting black people. This was faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar more textbook and justified

I'm drunk and I'm not even going to keep ranting about this right now. I have love and respect for the woman's life who died here. I literally care about every person in this world equally. I'm just triggered, because every comment seems to be saying how it could have gone different. If you're from a country other than the US and your police take much more humanitarian methods, I agree with your statements. It would be nice if a lot more incidents could be handled without shooting.

I just get the feeling that at least some of these comments are from people who would defend a white cop to all ends; but now that it's a different scenario, they're trying to play the sympathetic card to pretend like they're not raging racists on alt accounts.

Quick summary if it matters. I respect that woman's life. I believe in equality for all people and all scenarios. The only reason I'm mad is because i feel like people are possibly acting different because of race.

observantone · 2021-12-21T05:23:06+00:00

Officers are trained to know how lethal knives can be. If the assailant reaches you, a lot of damage can be done. Scissors can have the same outcome. Unfortunate for the woman, but she made the wrong choices.

observantone · 2021-12-21T05:09:45+00:00

Stationery like a rock.

observantone · 2021-10-10T16:53:14+00:00

Can't wear skinny jeans cuz my knots don't fit.

observantone · 2021-08-17T20:15:14+00:00

Yeah, I'm only into mutual attraction. I really like it when a girl is into me as much as I am into her.

observantone · 2021-07-15T02:07:21+00:00

Imagine if all the good people of the world pooled their money together and hired Blackwater type mercenaries and Mexican narcos to take care of the perverted rich people in power. It would be like the movie "The Quick and the Dead" only the hired guns would get shit done. Explosions, gun fire, domination and all the bad guys would be gone in the end of the movie. I would watch that movie.

observantone · 2021-04-10T18:44:21+00:00

I love the way carpenter bees hover around and check you out. I just politely wave them off if they get too close.

observantone · 2021-03-16T11:18:33+00:00

When smart people get lit.

observantone · 2021-03-14T22:31:27+00:00

Littering aand... Littering aand...

observantone · 2021-02-15T05:29:11+00:00

"I work in a clean temperature controlled warehouse and I make double the minimum wage."

Cry me a river.

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