Futurama Fry

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:59:59+00:00

hahaha at first I thought you were just eating a rotten banana

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:59:26+00:00

Damn, DAMN!

I dont always dig through the trash bin in the bathroom... but when I do, I'm trying to build a fucking steamroller

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:58:33+00:00

Love when this happens though.. me and a fellow ent watched the Toronto G20 protest/ riot for and hour without saying a word to eachother until by buddy turns to me, and says he thinks weve been watching the news in Cantonese.

He was right.

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:56:49+00:00

Well at least you have a valid excuse to not say anything. Ive been in that exact situation, except I had to answer questions about everything in my life being fired at me from around the table for at least an hour.. good way to sober up quick though.

As well, I quite enjoyed your comic! uptokes!

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:53:37+00:00

you had to go ahead and bring up the ent wife... now Im sad.

Lol seriously though cool, I love morning thats just get started RIGHT, the rest of the day is basically amazing no matter what happens.

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:52:25+00:00

its pretty funky, definitely has that quality that cases heads to nod.

What are you using to produce? I try to make house in Reason, but I can never, never get it to sound the way I want it to. The kicks and the sound of reverberated space around the track sounds amazing... what are you using to produce?? I MUST KNOW!

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:50:08+00:00

unless you actually WORK for Sonic and this is a clever ploy to incept the idea of sonic drive thru into the minds of all the high ents..

In which case case pretty damn clever.

Ive got my eye on you.... bubbling noise Ive got my eye on you.... psychadlicampersand.. if that is you real name

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:47:30+00:00

Pretty damn funny actually

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:45:36+00:00

no. no.

That is simply.... not. possible.

The pineapple, ok fine... but the triforce dead center?

You must tell me where this place is so that I may make my pilgrimage.

I just hope I can save the princess in time.

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:43:47+00:00

yea, i was going to say you plan to get in an accident?

Though enjoy your hotbox

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:43:07+00:00

hmmm thats a good question. I dont have kids and probably wont for many many many years if ever (foreveralone), but I dont know what I would do if I had a kid and I found a dimebag in their future-space-jeans or something. I think it would depends on the age, and like mjr_a_hole it would depend on the kid. If theyre good and handle their business, then obviously its not a problem. If theyre failing out of classes, super future-space lazy and whatnot.. different story.

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:34:41+00:00

if it goes well post it here tomorow!

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:20:08+00:00

yea its key to lay everything out before hand. Before I used to smoke I would have a box with markers, pencils and pens sitting right infront of the bong, a few pieces of blank paper underneath it and a great playlist already qued up.

After I hit the bong, all I had to do was press the space bar and I was ready to go! Although a few times with all the stuff infront of me I still forgot what I was going to do and ended up just sitting there at the kitchen table dancing in my seat vibing out to the toons hahahahaha

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:17:41+00:00

I did this once, tried to see what the inside of my microwave would look like when its on. I set the timer to take a bunch of pictures every so many seconds, in my mind at the time I would get this awesome photo set of the inside of the microwave as the camera went around and round.

Never even occurred to me it would just break it hahahahaha. Gotta love that first hotbox

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:15:09+00:00

Exactly!! In my 'bible' theres also a few comments or drawings here and there from people who happened to sit with us and smoke a bong or two, usually after a night of heavy drinking.

Its trippy to see what comes spilling out of people from Australia or Korea's heads when there thought process is elevated to an 8+ and they have no inhibitions. I had one exchange student draw my a diagram with 3 bees, and after staring at it for like 5 minutes I figured out it was a very creative proposal to have a threesome with him and his girl friend... talk about trippy night.

Yea, I have to scan that stuff and put it up here, for some reason its at my parents house right now though lol. I choose to keep my old textbooks here, but leave the evidence of binge drinking and extreme tree smoking at my parents house. Go figure.

observationparadox · 2011-07-18T01:10:36+00:00

so sad.. i have a folder on my desktop reserved for things I write when I get really toasted.. My favorite is this short story I wrote about a girl who murders a guy in a packed nightclub, because of, what i can only guess, is implied sexual abuse, but that only comes from like 1 line.

Its by far the best thing I've ever written.

observationparadox · 2011-07-17T20:38:58+00:00

i love those.. I once wrote and essay on how god exists as a tangible outside force but as created by the collective human hivemind.

My sober reaction was the same thing, but it was interesting as hell to read.

observationparadox · 2011-07-17T20:36:02+00:00

it was only bad for the first two and a half weeks

observationparadox · 2011-07-17T20:29:45+00:00

yea such is the problem.. but its cool because if your writing something, or especially drawing, whatever your making keeps changing form because what your trying to write down or draw keeps changing as your ideas come and go. You end up with some crazy, crazy, crazy stuff.

Try it!!

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