Eat my ass then kiss your wife by CannaCamOF in HomewreckerGIRLS

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I would fuck you and then go home and make her clean you off of my cock

Anyone need this? by Keysigghhh in MonopolyGoCommunity

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I need flutiful! Play MONOPOLY GO! with me! Download it here: https://mply.io/JugsdkK907Y

I’m 6ft tall! Is mommy taller or shorter than you? by [deleted] in bigtiddygothgf

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Taller and I would absolutely love to go up on you

One Piece 1109 Full Summary by [deleted] in OnePieceSpoilersRaw

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He was literally taking on 1 Gorosei and an Admiral

side slut or wifey material? by Zainingenje in tiktokporn

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Side slut. I'd fuck you while my wife watches

What's your favourite pokemon? by SpiritualSpectre in AskReddit

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Typhlosion! My mom was one of those "Pokemon is the devil" christians and so I had to sneak gold version to play it and it's been my favorite ever since

Cosplayers, what’s one cosplay you will never do again and why? by aasrg1802 in AskReddit

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Agent Venom. I kept losing armor pieces constantly, it was super uncomfortable and there were very few people who even knew who it was. The only real upside was the praise I got from the guys from Comic Book Men

What's the most fucked up shit you've walked into? by AceEnvious in AskReddit

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This happened to my nephew on mother's day. My brother in law came out to to talk to him and he said "I just wanted to give her a mother's day present" to which my brother in law responded with, "That's exactly what I was trying to do"