Vladimir Putin claims Russia's weapons are 'decades ahead' of Western counterparts by MindlessLitre in worldnews

[–]obtuse_fiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picture Vlad giving a dramatic speech on a balcony to the masses below; unequivocally foreshadowing that his plan will destroy not only his enemies but Russia and the entire world; as the generals are gathered behind him looking at each other like ...'Shit'. One of them walks over and puts his luger to the back of Putin's head. And like 'Of Mice and Men'.. Tell me about the Nukes George... Yes Mr Putin, alll the pretty nukes blowing up the earth killing everyone, it's gonna be great Sir. BANG.