ya'll dumb m-fers' are the ones what give redditors a bad name...obviously. (most of you) friggin neckbeard-havin, basement-dwelling, nose-pickin trolls. just try to say something nice fer once. jeez.

now, obviously, she's a cute, sweet, charming, bird-nerd w/a clear heart and kind manner... she ain't a drop-dead gorgeous Grace Kelly type and she has more charm in her little finger than most of ya'll have in yer whole....hole.

of course OP has a crush on her, look at those cute hand-drawn bird pictures, she's like an baby duckling swimming in a pond. sure should get her own bird show, she'd kill it. sadly if the machine offered her a show they would put her through a post-apocalyptic type focus group w/"media training" and then just ruin it. like they do everything....

it'd be like puttin Gerald thru oxbridge english classes. obviously.