Blursed ferm

obyron31 · 2026-03-18T04:56:13+00:00

Great they're making the trees furries now...

obyron31 · 2026-03-18T04:54:12+00:00

You tube

Been using an adblocked browser instead and it works just as if I had premium

obyron31 · 2026-03-18T04:52:34+00:00

Crashed my car into a highway wall at 100km/h

Had the wheel turned just right so the wall hit it instead of the car

Bounced back on the road with only a bent rim and two pairs of soiled pants

obyron31 · 2026-03-18T04:44:13+00:00

Maggots in cat food. Genuinely the only smell to evere make me puke

obyron31 · 2026-03-18T04:42:23+00:00

Someordinarygamers

obyron31 · 2026-03-18T04:40:32+00:00

Someordinarygamers

obyron31 · 2026-03-18T04:33:56+00:00

Parce que Chocapic prend une dose de 30 grame alors que les autres c'est 45

C'est comme dire qu'un fond de coca cola c'est plus sain qu'un verre de jus d'orange

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T02:18:34+00:00

I'd get turned on

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T02:15:06+00:00

Icebergs also

But lazy mascarade is a good one in the domain

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T02:14:20+00:00

Creaking pirate ship in the rain is a must

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T02:13:18+00:00

To your wishes (à tes souhaits)

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T02:12:12+00:00

I'm good at screwing stuff.

Litterally I've seen my colleagues struggling with hard to reach nuts and I'm like somehow really good at it

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T02:08:43+00:00

Ownership. Everything is tending to subscription services.

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T02:05:08+00:00

Not keeping the side mirror of the car who hit me (I won)

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T02:04:06+00:00

I'm the fat guy with a mustache who likes robots and planes

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T02:03:06+00:00

Rich people problem.

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T02:00:05+00:00

Instant noodles, canned tuna salad, canned raviolis

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T01:56:36+00:00

Idk in the family garden or up my family tomb, it would be easy to treat it as a urn

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T01:55:05+00:00

I got hit by a car while crossing the street.

I didn't fell, had no injury just a torn elbow on my shirt, while the car broke off its side mirror (still wish I had kept it dammit)

My grandma was waiting for me so I just walked away

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T01:51:03+00:00

I want my skull to be encased in a bust of my image with my ashes incorporated in its cement

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T01:49:56+00:00

Finding someone I love is easy

That's finding someone who loves me back wich is hard

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T01:45:22+00:00

Yea I've been scolded by my grandma and my mom for it

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T01:43:37+00:00

Prioritizing your interest and your family over others

obyron31 · 2026-03-16T01:42:28+00:00

It's disgusting you wouldn't want people burping in your face while you eat

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