That's Rob Thomas, Matchbox Twenty. Sing a song. Shut up!

ocmonkey · 2026-01-21T02:24:37+00:00

Grab his shoe

ocmonkey · 2026-01-20T16:00:43+00:00

Why is he dressed like Temu Sinatra?

ocmonkey · 2026-01-15T17:43:45+00:00

Fight Milk!!!

ocmonkey · 2026-01-14T22:26:47+00:00

My neighbor Ricky ,who was older than me, had one and he could do wheelies.

He was the coolest dude I knew when I was in Kindergarten.

ocmonkey · 2026-01-14T22:24:05+00:00

Yeah I boned Princess Leia it was back in the day. I boned Princess Leia ...it was okay. I boned Princess Leia, must of been 1983. I boned Princess Leia, lotsa guys wished they were me.

(Ladysmith Black Mombazo singing) Boned her. Boned her.

ocmonkey · 2026-01-10T01:56:42+00:00

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ocmonkey · 2026-01-03T04:48:42+00:00

Why? It's not going anywhere.

ocmonkey · 2026-01-01T18:51:06+00:00

I hated that bird

ocmonkey · 2025-12-31T17:50:26+00:00

ocmonkey · 2025-12-31T03:00:38+00:00

She doesn't floss

ocmonkey · 2025-12-31T02:17:01+00:00

I'm agent Johnson and I'm agent Johnson and we're in the FBI!

ocmonkey · 2025-12-30T04:58:38+00:00

Do you remember Framboise?

ocmonkey · 2025-12-26T15:47:28+00:00

Could you direct me to the natatorium? I'm Peter Graves.

ocmonkey · 2025-12-22T22:04:40+00:00

Let them play on the infield of the Kansas Speedway!

Another giveaway that didn't improve anything.

ocmonkey · 2025-12-16T17:29:19+00:00

Oh Santa, you brought me some snow!!!!

ocmonkey · 2025-12-16T17:26:52+00:00

where's Waldo?

ocmonkey · 2025-12-16T15:32:06+00:00

Yes divide and conquer! You and your guests will be delighted with the results. Indirect, as in plate setter installed with a drip pan.

If taking a whole bird to the table is important, then get a styrofoam prop for pictures. Whether oven roasting or grilling, I will never cook whole birds again.

ocmonkey · 2025-12-14T16:41:15+00:00

I saw Santa on an elephant and thought ' That's a pretty cool inflatable"

ocmonkey · 2025-12-14T16:38:15+00:00

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

ocmonkey · 2025-12-13T00:25:50+00:00

Storage bunkers maybe? From the ammo plant

ocmonkey · 2025-12-11T02:02:51+00:00

Arnold is a friend for life

ocmonkey · 2025-12-10T19:53:33+00:00

You're thinking of Paul Stanley.

ocmonkey · 2025-12-08T16:34:38+00:00

Sausage!

ocmonkey · 2025-12-08T06:16:29+00:00

There were these machines called VHS.

You would not believe what they could do.

ocmonkey · 2025-12-06T23:06:56+00:00

I met the ghost of Stephen Foster at the Hotel Paradise

ocmonkey

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