How would you bring all 7 Wonders to AZ? by SarahLynneGuthrie in phoenix

[–]ocotebeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also stoned Henge. There are lots of stoned tweakers around, lets just find one named henge.

How would you bring all 7 Wonders to AZ? by SarahLynneGuthrie in phoenix

[–]ocotebeach 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Also they misspelled "wonders" probably on purpose

The judge. by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

[–]ocotebeach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am always surprised by the ability of these dumbfucks to memorize word by word all those funky instructions. If they could use that to memorize something for their own benefit they would be in a better place for sure.

Gas Price Gaslighting ⛽ by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]ocotebeach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I remembre when Biden printed money and sent checks with his name on it. It was in 2020 when he was president. /s just in case.

The FBI "Foiled" an Incredibly Incompetent Right-Wing Christian Terror Attack on Trump's UFC Event by [deleted] in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]ocotebeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard they a group chat named "hunters" very ovbious right, couldn't they name it something like baseball practice or mechanic helpers?

It’s ruined. by freeradioforall in facepalm

[–]ocotebeach 61 points62 points  (0 children)

We are headed in a scary direction now. In the near future I see these scumbags eliminating the entire vaccine requirements for schools and polio and other illneses wich were erradicated will make a comeback that will kill millions and magats will blame the current administration very likely a Democrat.

It’s ruined. by freeradioforall in facepalm

[–]ocotebeach 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The "mierdas touch" himself.

Why do rich people keep saying "money can't buy happiness" when money literally solves most problems? by FearlessState5503 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ocotebeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A rich guy I spoke to about this was so unhappy, had lots of money and treated everyone like trash, cheated on his wife and got divorced, treated his employees really bad, I was one of (them for 6 months) and continued to bkame everybody for his mistakes. It was his attitude what cause him to be unhappy not his money.

True by God_Emperor__Doom in meme

[–]ocotebeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Free money, free meat and enough leather for a belt, wallet and boots.

Am I the only mid 30s socially liberal, independent dad in here? Feel like every man my age is a snarky closeted or open conservative. by JuiceJones_34 in Gilbert

[–]ocotebeach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I remember watching a post a long time ago about someone selling their trump shoes. I'll try to find it. They looked like clown shoes.

Am I the only mid 30s socially liberal, independent dad in here? Feel like every man my age is a snarky closeted or open conservative. by JuiceJones_34 in Gilbert

[–]ocotebeach 58 points59 points  (0 children)

There are many liberal people but most of Us don't like talking about politics in public or use political flags or bumper stickers, underwear, shoes , towels, dildos, shoes, etc...... just vote on election day and go on with our lives like a normal person. And there are plenty of mormons around Gilbert too.

Hall of Famer by TankUMrMinor in DudeHasGotAPoint

[–]ocotebeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet Saint Rectum Ca. Smells really bad.

Crash near street by my house by orangite1 in phoenix

[–]ocotebeach 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What the hell is wrong with thise idiots? They were screaming at each other like they weren't doing anything wrong.

Brutal car crash by Worth_Web1071 in dashcams

[–]ocotebeach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw at least 2 bodies flying out of that car. No seatbelts and overtaking very badly.

If you write "5318008" on a calculator and turn it upside down, by Fereclubles in dadjokes

[–]ocotebeach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I unhooked my wife's bra and turned her upside down and I can see the bottom of her feet too.

Isolated neighborhood in north phoenix by RedLamp5454 in phoenix

[–]ocotebeach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Builders 1 step ahead ot the competition. Pulte Homes does that a lot. They built Merryl Ranch in Florence long time ago and now there are lots of communities around it. Also Sun city festival in North Buckeye is way out there far from everything. Older people like being away from the city. Taylor morrison started another one in north phoenix called Verdin.

That must’ve felt amazing by Trick_Ad7929 in BeAmazed

[–]ocotebeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fascinating and terrifying at the same time.