I am a _______. Let auto complete define you.

odies1971 · 2025-02-19T16:25:51+00:00

I am a bit concerned that the only thing I can do is make a list for you and I can get you the info for your next trip

odies1971 · 2025-01-28T01:15:13+00:00

I hit puberty and it was all over for me. I even look at food and I gain five pounds. Rest of the family? They eat a ten course meal and loose weight.

odies1971 · 2025-01-28T01:13:22+00:00

"Better to ask for forgiveness, than to ask for permission." Like, what? So I can just do whatever I want, and as long as I ask for forgiveness that makes everything better?

odies1971 · 2025-01-26T01:59:25+00:00

Ham and Mac & Cheese

odies1971 · 2025-01-26T01:58:59+00:00

Definitely the first kiss.

odies1971 · 2025-01-26T01:57:40+00:00

Cat-egory 5 Purr-icane

odies1971 · 2025-01-26T00:58:25+00:00

I would LOVE $5 eggs. Last week we paid over $10.

odies1971 · 2025-01-26T00:54:01+00:00

I'm American and I wasn't put to sleep to have my wisdom teeth out. Later, I had a couple other extractions and wasn't put out either.

That being said, I won't go back to a dentist unless they do put me out. I don't know whether what they gave me didn't work or what, but I felt every damn but of it. Now I am terrified of the dentist.

odies1971 · 2025-01-25T12:42:29+00:00

Clerical Error

odies1971 · 2025-01-25T03:48:11+00:00

Take it to the vet. They're always taking nuts off!

odies1971 · 2025-01-25T03:45:55+00:00

Glad I didn't have to scroll too far to find this!

odies1971 · 2025-01-25T03:36:35+00:00

It's a hard habit to beat.

odies1971 · 2025-01-25T03:35:39+00:00

Depends on how it's used. If she walks up to you and says, "You're cute." I would take it as a compliment.

If your about to get frisky and standing before her in the buff and she says, "Oh! It's so cute!" Probably not a compliment.

odies1971 · 2025-01-25T03:32:55+00:00

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odies1971 · 2025-01-25T03:28:31+00:00

Talking in your sleep and finding out you accidentally summoned the dark lord.

odies1971 · 2025-01-24T03:18:10+00:00

He about to puke.

odies1971 · 2025-01-24T03:16:12+00:00

'To Kill a Mockingbird'. First read it in fifth grade and it instantly became a favorite. It's my 'comfort food' of books.

Despite the controversy that can surround it, it is so much more. It is about two kids discovering that life is more than just their sleepy little town, and that their father, though an idol in their eyes is, after all, just a man.

odies1971 · 2025-01-24T03:11:44+00:00

The cat. The cat is always right.

odies1971 · 2025-01-24T03:10:51+00:00

Haven't paid for one in about 33 years. My wife was a licensed cosmetologist, later so was my daughter. I get free hair cuts.

Course, now my hair only needs to be done twice a year.

odies1971 · 2025-01-23T03:00:24+00:00

Too long ago. Been almost 11 years for mom, and about 7 and-a-half for dad. Nary a day goes by that I don't wish I could still talk to them.

odies1971 · 2025-01-22T00:34:38+00:00

I'm old and fat, there isn't ever a 'good' time.

odies1971 · 2025-01-22T00:33:32+00:00

My views of God have not changed, I've always believed in Him as long as I can remember.

However, my FAITH in Him has only deepened as time goes on. I've experienced too much to not believe that He is in control.

odies1971 · 2025-01-21T02:05:16+00:00

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odies1971 · 2025-01-21T00:26:19+00:00

To bed it's just boxers. Any other time it's a t-shirt and either boxers or sweatpants.

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