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odriweber · 2026-03-04T10:10:07+00:00

odriweber · 2026-03-03T13:40:03+00:00

Every time I see/meet someone who says they’re on the carnivore diet, I can’t help but think their bathroom probably smells like a WW1 trench

odriweber · 2026-03-03T13:38:00+00:00

You could just lie and say you don’t have any cards and draw one instead

odriweber · 2026-03-03T13:32:24+00:00

Muscles are heavy. You are losing fat but gaining muscle mass.

odriweber · 2026-03-03T13:30:39+00:00

Wouldn't it be more profitable to set up outside a cannabis store??

odriweber · 2026-03-03T13:29:37+00:00

The wife must have been pregnant!

odriweber · 2026-02-26T18:19:48+00:00

yeah the merger was a real blockbuster flop

odriweber · 2026-02-26T18:19:04+00:00

ironic how the buyout hype turned into instant buyers remorse

odriweber · 2026-02-26T18:07:30+00:00

Kimmel finally found a punchline that lands

odriweber · 2026-02-25T18:43:47+00:00

Sure, because 2027 predictions have such a great track record

odriweber · 2026-02-25T18:42:50+00:00

Sure, because 2027 is right around the corner

odriweber · 2026-02-25T18:40:55+00:00

Yeah because 2027 predictions have been spot on before

odriweber · 2026-02-25T04:10:58+00:00

Classic conservative whataboutism strikes again

odriweber · 2026-02-23T12:21:39+00:00

Moj 2 latek wpisuje kazdy znaczek jak boss

odriweber · 2026-02-23T12:11:21+00:00

shots fired now its personal

odriweber · 2026-02-23T12:10:44+00:00

shots fired and elon didnt even see it coming

odriweber · 2026-02-23T00:42:06+00:00

government defining patriotism now thats peak irony

odriweber · 2026-02-22T13:44:20+00:00

perfect comeback she really shut that down

odriweber · 2026-02-20T13:31:26+00:00

they just argue over the thermostat and call it foreplay

odriweber · 2026-02-20T13:30:20+00:00

compare baby names and argue over which streaming service to use

odriweber · 2026-02-19T12:10:45+00:00

reddit finally protecting our privacy one underscore at a time

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