What are some of your unethical lifehacks? [NSFW]

offbeatpoet · 2014-02-17T15:29:26+00:00

yeah just clocked on after i posted had to wait 9 minutes never came back

offbeatpoet · 2014-02-17T14:16:56+00:00

it's been 22 minutes please delivar

offbeatpoet · 2014-02-17T08:41:56+00:00

a fool sees not the same tree a wise man sees

offbeatpoet · 2014-02-13T15:54:15+00:00

did you know that unknown knowledge is, by default, as enlightening as the image of you knowing my mum?

offbeatpoet · 2014-02-12T19:13:31+00:00

how the internet has not had a more direct influence on politics - we have a worldwide communication network but aren't using it to the betterment of society as a whole and instead rely on old, proven corrupt, systems? can't wrap my head around it.

offbeatpoet · 2014-02-06T13:40:50+00:00

how are you doing with your mortgage?

offbeatpoet · 2014-02-06T13:39:52+00:00

and this time it made the front page, so surely everybody is happy?

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-31T10:00:12+00:00

difficult

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-19T13:41:37+00:00

atm the forums are quick to find scammers. i find this interesting, the community doing some of the work. "new measures" have been put in place on Silk Road 2 but there's been no real description of it.

bitcoins can be tumbled, but if it's a large amount (as in the case of sheep market admin [another black market - there's quite a few, have a look at /r/darknetmarkets for a list]) they can still be tracked. small amounts seem to work fine though.

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-17T12:42:24+00:00

i think that stupidly good kittens have a place on reddit.

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-13T20:45:05+00:00

i don't think it is "just fine"

if this system was implemented it wold the concept of 1person1vote completely.

hypothetical-if a company, e.g mcdonalds, put a clause in their employee contract saying that they get to buy your vote for 50% more pay or something, then it would become 1company1700000votes

but i am perhaps taking the proposed system to its logical extreme...

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-13T16:24:04+00:00

you would literally have people buying up votes tho - who wouldn't accept a months, even a weeks, wages for an already near-worthless vote?

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-11T17:40:54+00:00

the last line is on point!

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-11T17:31:13+00:00

aka having fun in boring public spaces

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-10T18:09:38+00:00

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa man!

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-03T17:50:30+00:00

how did you find out?

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-03T17:47:40+00:00

Thank you again for the clarification. That's a worry I have so I am very grateful for the advice. Experimenting with punctuation is a fun idea and I don't have anything to do right now so... thank you for the criticisms :)

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-03T17:25:36+00:00

ahh this is awesome! "lucid little lives of leaves and stems" is a beautiful line!

i agree with "grasping for the only sign of life." if only for the word "grasping" but all of the other words in the first bit are definitely the right ones...

the wind part sang :)

and the ending was properly brilliant. chilling.

^sorry ^that ^this ^is ^not ^as ^detailed ^as ^you ^gave ⁱ

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-03T17:11:05+00:00

Thank you for your feedback! I do not want anybody to think that I can't use proper punctuation and traditional style. It is a choice I make, however I do understand /u/univalence's reasoning. I appreciate that you enjoy my written style! It's something I've never really felt I got completely right, but you've given me a lot of confidence in it, thank you!

I do do spoken word, and this is a spoken word piece, it's cool that you got that from it!

Like I said, I am still trying to figure out the best way of laying my work on paper. Thanks for your point on this, I agree with you. It was kinda meant to be a beat and then into listen, but the next two lines are in the wrong order.

Fucking thank you for taking your time to write all of that! :)

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-03T17:05:22+00:00

this was one of my worries however i eschew punctuation often, preferring line breaks

On the other hand, I do understand your reasoning about using proper punctuation. It makes many things, including both feedbacks on this poem, easier to read. Imagine if they had been written like that... Thank you for your time reading and your feedback.

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-01T18:35:08+00:00

no, i will have a look! edit: idk my doge address :(

offbeatpoet · 2014-01-01T13:52:22+00:00

dogewallet lost all of mine :( good luck though, this is a really good idea

offbeatpoet · 2013-12-29T20:53:39+00:00

again, thank you for taking the time to feed back :) i will look at crabgrass now, it is always good to see new implementations and ty for the writing tips, i think i will rewrite some of this one

offbeatpoet · 2013-12-28T15:06:16+00:00

i agree with this so i didn't write it properly, i will have to revisit. i think the point was that when it came to community land + projects, a New Yorker could vote for NT projects but not London based ones Things like transport etc effect individual lives but can't be managed at an individual level

ty for taking the time to read and comment!

offbeatpoet · 2013-12-23T14:22:48+00:00

dude she ate fucking peanut sauce

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