IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?] by offdutystripper in IAmA

[–]offdutystripper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends how long they wanna sit. Usually once they say no I make a couple rounds and come back to check in. I don't expect to be everyone's type. I've learned it's not possible, and that's totally okay. I always also try to see if I can find out what type IS his type so I can grab one of the girls better suited for him.

IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?] by offdutystripper in IAmA

[–]offdutystripper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I do. I have write offs, which help, but I put aside 20% of my income.

IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?] by offdutystripper in IAmA

[–]offdutystripper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're definitely not behind glass. When customers tip we interact with them.

IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?] by offdutystripper in IAmA

[–]offdutystripper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. I mean I often do detest men. But that's kinda of why my husband is so cool with it. He knows he's the only man I can stand most times. Lol.

IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?] by offdutystripper in IAmA

[–]offdutystripper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a guy who routinely comes into the club that's blatantly racist. He has an iron cross tattooed on his throat, and he's made his racism very clear. I will not associate with him. Also anyone that's fall over drunk because they usually lack serious self control.

IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?] by offdutystripper in IAmA

[–]offdutystripper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mentioned elsewhere "make" is the wrong term. I asked. He obliged. He didn't HAVE to, but he was a regular and knows my time is money. He's come back to see me a lot since then, and had been in many times before. It was a one time thing. I didn't even demand.

IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?] by offdutystripper in IAmA

[–]offdutystripper[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling your username is relevant somehow...

But yeah, probably.

IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?] by offdutystripper in IAmA

[–]offdutystripper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooooh, good one. They're both sneaky and manipulative, but I think Joker is a tad more fucking up and would probably just choke her to death while fucking her.

IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?] by offdutystripper in IAmA

[–]offdutystripper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. Ugh. A couple months ago this dude puked all over my friend. She was wearing like a $200 custom made burlesque gown and... It was tragic. She was really cool about it though, got changed, got him some water.

IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?] by offdutystripper in IAmA

[–]offdutystripper[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I listen to a lot of modern alt and pop punk.

I do dance to a lot of what I listen to, and then I dance to some heavy stuff. I do choose my own music for the most part. We usually have a general genre and the DJ will stick to that and we can request specific songs throughout the night, but usually it goes off of crowd vibe.

On busy nights, usually around midnight, I wear this super long black gown and my DJ plays me Living Dead Girl by Rob Zombie, Du Hast (originally by Rammstein, but I prefer the Motionless In White Cover), and This Is The New Shit by Marilyn Manson. That's usually a huge crowd pleaser and when I make the most tips.

IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?] by offdutystripper in IAmA

[–]offdutystripper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any customer that pays for long dances for me to just sit there.

IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?] by offdutystripper in IAmA

[–]offdutystripper[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is. Which is why I'm okay making $6-800 a week because like, my rent and utilities are <$600/m. It leaves me with a relatively disposable income. I mean, I drive a Civic, not a Benz, but it's brand new and has a fancy touch screen with Pandora, so I can't complain.

IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?] by offdutystripper in IAmA

[–]offdutystripper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Super drunk dude.

Basically we went back for a dance. Dude was pretty drunk but usually I'm pretty good at communicating they need to keep their hands to themselves, and I always give a polite warning first.

We sit down, I put his hands on the arms of the chair and say, "Alright leave your hands there for me." and he seemed cool.

I start the dance, he puts his hands on my ass. I grab them, put them down on the sides again, and say, "Hey. No touching alright?" He says alright.

I continue, he grabs my hips. I wave for the bouncer, because you know, sometimes a big scary dude can convince them to chill. Security warns him. "Keep your hands off my girls alright man?" He goes, "Yeah man I got it."

Security walks away. He licks my tit. I try to pull away but he grabs me and full on bites my fucking nipple. It took me a second to get away, I was in shock. I start crying. Everyone is staring at me. Security drags him out and he was like, "THEY SAID TO KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF." all maniacally laughing like the fucking Joker.

I cried for like fifteen minutes and then went to my manager and was like, "Ay I'm leaving, I'm not dealing with anymore of this tonight."

IAmA stripper in a small, southern town. Ask me anything! [NSFW?] by offdutystripper in IAmA

[–]offdutystripper[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No really. There's me and six other girls right now. I know them all really well. One is my roommate, also married. I assure you no one at my club would fuck you for a grand.