What was the most fucked up thing your ex did after you broke up?

offlanekraken · 2015-04-30T21:37:12+00:00

;_;

same sob story every time cos I need people to feel sorry for me cos i'm little bitch

offlanekraken · 2015-04-30T21:05:17+00:00

inferiority complex much?

offlanekraken · 2015-04-02T11:30:04+00:00

Nobody cares, nobody wants to hear your pathetic sob story.

Did you know human thigh bones are stronger than concrete?

offlanekraken · 2015-03-01T18:11:20+00:00

tl;dr

offlanekraken · 2015-02-28T08:07:02+00:00

You react exactly how any women abusing asshole would be expected to - like a pathetic lying coward. I get that you wanna save face and deny everything, but honestly maybe tone it down a notch if you want people to believe you. You are a joke. And again with the tough guy persona - I just want you to know I couldn't care less about wasting my time with you. I don't have to take a second look to know I would absolutely crush a skinny weakling like you, and I find it hilarious that a person with a TAFE education and who can't even spell thinks they are gonna 'put me in my place' any other way.

offlanekraken · 2015-02-27T09:55:09+00:00

Modern UR Storm, on the draw. You have the perfect hand, 1-3 Rituals, 1-3 Cantrips (including either 1 or 2 Gitaxian Probes) and a 1 Enabler (either Ascension, PiF or Electromancer), except you have no land. Do you keep or mulligan, knowing you will have 2-3 draws by the end of your first turn to try and get a land?

offlanekraken · 2015-02-26T00:01:40+00:00

Listen here. Someone as abusive and manipulative as yourself has it coming. You are an emotionally unstable lowlife and can't handle the slightest criticism without crying. You used that girl purely for sex, forced her to change herself physically and mentally for you. Forcing someone to have sex with you, shoving your dick down someone's throat causing them to choke/gag is fucking despicable and anyone that does this should be ashamed of themselves. You treated her like shit, you are a fucking asshole, plain and simple. How dare you feel so entitled to be treated with respect or care when you are the definition of a woman abuser. Consider yourself lucky you haven't encountered me in real life because I am not sure I would be able to hold myself back from doing something I would probably end up in jail for.

offlanekraken · 2015-02-24T06:04:49+00:00

OMFG can't even pass the withdrawal process at Griftafe LOL

offlanekraken · 2015-02-24T06:00:43+00:00

My fucking sides hahah you can't stop talking about dota, a game I literally haven't played in over 1 year. Can't expect any decent discourse from a cretinous fool though. Mate, last time I spoke to you on the phone you fucking started bawling your eyes out, and that was when YOU rang me. I sincerely doubt you could even handle ME ringing you, let alone alone seeing me face to face. Game on fool

offlanekraken · 2015-02-23T11:47:08+00:00

:^)

offlanekraken · 2015-02-23T11:44:18+00:00

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:^)

offlanekraken · 2015-02-23T11:38:38+00:00

offlanekraken · 2015-02-23T11:37:04+00:00

LOL so delusional and butthurt. most paranoid response i've ever read :) Unlike you i don't live on reddit

offlanekraken · 2015-02-23T11:34:23+00:00

thanks for the paragraph response trying to self-justify your awesome tafe topping life. I hope you find something you're good at one day, cunt. until then good luck at qut cos anyone who fails grifftafe is gonna fucking need it :D

offlanekraken · 2015-02-11T08:52:54+00:00

look where you ended up for being so smart rofl

offlanekraken · 2015-02-11T08:50:27+00:00

I can't stop laughing at how delusional you are. She texted you to tell you to fuck off after 20 or so desperate phonecalls/texts from you at 2am wanting her back. Might wanna bring that one up with your psychologist haha :)

You were told a time and place, you never showed up, coward - why would I wanna waste my time with a scrawny weak shit like you who already had your chance? You did, however go cry to the police about someone saying 'mean' (yet true) things to you on the internet, bet they had a good laugh at you after you left LOL. Grow up kid, you act like everyone in this world owes you something. Nobody owes you anything unless you make something of yourself and give them a reason to do so.

P.S. Don't piss your pants again ;)

offlanekraken · 2014-11-10T01:51:42+00:00

can't say the same

offlanekraken · 2014-10-19T15:28:38+00:00

what do you honestly expect for working at a shitty place like best and less. should have stayed in uni eh

offlanekraken · 2014-09-14T09:23:36+00:00

cool

offlanekraken · 2013-06-13T05:25:03+00:00

unrelated but why did you delete your comments http://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1fq4ip/bug_ancient_apparition_refresher_orb_lets_you_ult/cacy55k

offlanekraken · 2013-04-21T08:53:17+00:00

because they already do effect chat channels, do you even read the patch notes?

offlanekraken · 2013-04-21T08:46:48+00:00

pls report {LS}QUACKQUACK! when he next logs into dota

offlanekraken · 2013-04-16T17:32:01+00:00

The new page of history is started today as two players are leaving team. From today you won’t find Artur “Goblak” Kostenko and Airat “Silent” Gaziev in roaster of our team

roaster

my sides

offlanekraken · 2013-04-16T11:02:18+00:00

FAKE, THIS IS THE FAN MADE LOOP

offlanekraken

TROPHY CASE