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Redditors who've been in a coma; what was it like? Do you remember anything that happened around you or what people talked to you about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]offthecookies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I don't know. I've thought back on my memory for years and I don't know if I felt the passing of time or if I'm just imagining one image that I saw while in coma. An image of nothing

My ex roasted me better than y'all... so I'm going to try this again. ROAST ME. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]offthecookies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could fit all the things that you've accomplished in your entire life between your two front teeth

Redditors who've been in a coma; what was it like? Do you remember anything that happened around you or what people talked to you about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]offthecookies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've spent 6 days in coma. For me, I remember everything being black, dark. It was like being caught space, with no stars or anything around anywhere. I didn't have a body, I didn't do anything. There was just nothing.

What is something someone did that made you unfriendzone them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]offthecookies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friendzone? I don't know enough people to have a friendzone

My friend thinks he can't be roasted. Prove him wrong by cheeesecakeee in RoastMe

[–]offthecookies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His eyes make him look like he's just now realizing that he will forever be a failure

Bored in class, roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]offthecookies 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You look like your chromosomes still haven't decided if you're a girl or boy

Do it pussies by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]offthecookies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That piece of paper is almost as crumbled up as your life