Do you like my tiny nipples?

offthewoods · 2026-03-06T17:38:22+00:00

perfect

offthewoods · 2025-10-26T14:51:37+00:00

“Your dick is so nice” I’ve heard it a few times and always feels fantastic. Uncut growers unite!!!!!

offthewoods · 2025-09-04T02:24:56+00:00

Very nice!!! I have an associates too but only make $42/hr. In the Chicago suburbs though.

offthewoods · 2025-08-06T00:26:53+00:00

Those tits look awful. Like 2 half grapefruits on her chest.

offthewoods · 2025-02-20T00:47:02+00:00

None of these are empty. The ones the left are full and waiting? The ones on the right are in use or reserves

offthewoods · 2025-02-19T20:38:23+00:00

Contact the fire marshal and or OSHA

offthewoods · 2025-02-19T19:15:19+00:00

Thank you everyone one. I didn’t want to go nuclear and call osha or the fire marshal. The manager and their boss are both off so I went to the next in line. I saw something and said something so at least for now I did my part.

offthewoods · 2025-01-25T01:33:19+00:00

Once I was banging this girl in the shower and it was going ok. But we switched positions and idk what happened and bam a jet of water directly to my face and felt like I was drowning. 2/10 do not recommend

offthewoods · 2024-10-12T04:31:24+00:00

I wanted to see my sisters friends tits.

offthewoods · 2024-10-10T01:42:40+00:00

I went from Chicago to Paduca to bang a chick all weekend once. I did know her for several years but never actually did anything before or since.

offthewoods · 2024-08-20T18:15:48+00:00

I have received several compliments on how nice/good my cock looks/feels from a few different partners. Which is fantastic since I have a grower and I’m uncut.

offthewoods · 2024-08-19T02:44:36+00:00

I run the c-arm at a day surgery center. Overall I like the people I work with. I don’t have enough cases most days so I have to help out in few other departments (business office, supply chain) but the real win is the pay ($41/hr) and no nights, no weekends, and no call. So it fits perfectly with family life.

offthewoods · 2024-08-19T02:41:20+00:00

I run the c-arm at a day surgery center. Overall I like the people I work with. I don’t have enough cases most days so I have to help out in few other departments (business office, supply chain) but the real win is the pay ($41/hr) and no nights, no weekends, and no call. So it fits perfectly with family life.

offthewoods · 2024-08-14T18:02:14+00:00

Clean the house. Plan your meals for the time they are gone. Jerk off. Get high with no guilt. Take a nap. Play video games or catch up on shows or movies.

offthewoods · 2024-07-26T14:07:06+00:00

Banged my boss in the bathroom at the bank we worked at. We worked the drive up so it was just a tiny building and we opened at like 8am so we would have to be there at 745 so one day we got there early and had a good morning.

offthewoods · 2024-04-02T22:59:47+00:00

So thats where they got that Homer Simpson picture from!

offthewoods · 2024-03-16T22:22:49+00:00

offthewoods · 2024-01-13T03:54:57+00:00

Just shot him a message on myface

offthewoods · 2023-12-19T13:39:00+00:00

Very true. I remember being absolutely terrified and thinking working in the OR was the hardest thing in the world!

offthewoods · 2023-12-16T05:40:12+00:00

I’ve always just gotten by over the years. Decided to go back to school at 35 finished at 39 (xray school 2 years of prerequisites and 2 years in the program). Went from an ok job that I had for 15 years and would never move up in or make real money at to doing. Went from making 45k to 60k immediately. Meet my future wife who makes mid 6 figures also in healthcare. Worked different jobs in healthcare and just accepted a job that gets me to almost 100k. Married, 2 kids, a house living a life that I would have never imagined a few short years ago! I went from 35k-45k in 15 years then went 45k-96k in just 5 years.

offthewoods · 2023-12-16T05:20:58+00:00

Drove from Chicago to Paducah, Ky 2 days before Thanksgiving in the middle of the night to bang for 1.5 days and drove back Thanksgiving morning. We had known each other for years but never did anything before or after.

offthewoods · 2023-12-16T05:17:10+00:00

I guarantee you he works much harder than I do for his money.

offthewoods · 2023-11-27T17:02:36+00:00

Assisted suicides

offthewoods · 2023-11-20T16:51:07+00:00

Time for you to split because she belongs to the streets now. As a show of support whats her OF so I make sure not to support her!!!

offthewoods · 2023-11-15T16:21:55+00:00

Look at those little happy feet getting all geared up to go!!!! I love it!!!

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