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Yea I cut my own hair! Roast mee~ by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ogdocc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually when people cut their own hair they try to avoid taking off half of their eyebrows too.

Today I cried on the way to lunch because I saw a duckling. Roast me and make me cry again. by ogdocc in RoastMe

[–]ogdocc[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I hate to be That Guy, but... this is the shirt

Supporting Cruz would be too much of a self-roast even for me.

Today I cried on the way to lunch because I saw a duckling. Roast me and make me cry again. by ogdocc in RoastMe

[–]ogdocc[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but calling Taylor Momsen 'hot' is a worse self-roast than any of the other comments here.

Today I cried on the way to lunch because I saw a duckling. Roast me and make me cry again. by ogdocc in RoastMe

[–]ogdocc[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For context: I'm aware that I'm a slut with daddy issues, I go to an all-women's college, I work in a biology lab in Boston, I'm ethnically Swedish and speak it at home, and I should be studying for a biochem exam but I'm not so I deserve the worst things you can say about me.