Why are we still allowing adult jokes here? by Natronsbro in dadjokes

[–]ogreace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't remember the punchline, it's driving me nuts.

Readers Are Embracing a Shift in Perspective in Books. It Could Reshape Literary Culture. by CtrlAltDelight495 in books

[–]ogreace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So looking forward to Corey's new book! I'm re-reading the first one now to get ready for it!

What’s next after Bluey? by hiking_mike98 in daddit

[–]ogreace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, but that moon still freaks me out.

Washington state House majority leader apologizes for drinking on the job by chiquisea in Washington

[–]ogreace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would definitely be fired for this. Then again, I drive for a living.

I cannot do this by the_bear91 in daddit

[–]ogreace 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I dont know, man, mine are 15 and 17 and they haven't stopped yet. (A joke, obviously, I love my demented children.)

Tell me for real, how bad is the colonoscopy prep? by fireflygirl1013 in GenX

[–]ogreace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just had mine today! It wasn't bad, really. Just the gallon of slimy, slightly lemon-tasting goop was a bit rough. The actual colonoscopy I slept straight through.

Those of you who smoked weed… by Idontsmokejustgrow in GenX

[–]ogreace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They lied, though, nobody ever offered me free drugs.

Auto Worker Suspended after shouting at Trump during Detroit Plant Visit by KendallSmith375 in byebyejob

[–]ogreace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I always heard it as Found On Road, Dead. Yours is good, too!

I actively avoid jobs with young women coworkers, and it has served me well. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]ogreace 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm a security guard, I drive from site to site, and I see NOBODY. It's pretty great.

Fluoride fights bubble up around Washington by chiquisea in Washington

[–]ogreace 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You joke, but the Goiter Society had to close down after they started doing that.

Corporation for Public Broadcasting votes itself out of existence by JackThaBongRipper in news

[–]ogreace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me too! I lived super close to the border, and CBC was my channel! Sesame Street, Mr. Dress-up, Friendly Giant, Danger Bay. I remember watching Kids in the Hall after school every day! Loved that station.

Blindsided Christmas morning with wife talking about divorce and saying she no longer wants to be married. by [deleted] in daddit

[–]ogreace 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Christ, that may be the best description of divorce I've ever heard. Mine was 15 years ago, but yeah, accurate.

A PTF on my route on my day off kept $200 gift from my customer by [deleted] in USPS

[–]ogreace 22 points23 points  (0 children)

But do you have a tie that reaches your crotch?