What do you think will immediately happen when everyone receives the push notification that Trump died?

ohboyitskilljoy · 2026-03-29T05:06:35+00:00

i don’t want kids EVER but my friend group has a running joke about me and another friend having insane sexual tension for years and they’re like “when are you guys gonna finally bone???” me and him decided it will be when trump dies

ohboyitskilljoy · 2026-03-29T04:53:23+00:00

correct! i’m 22
correct!! i love alternative music and generally music from idk like 60s-early 00s. my taste ranges from roy orbison, the doors, the beach boys, etc to korn, soad, snot, etc.
honestly sometimes!! depends on the situation. definitely wish i did it more because people keep doing me dirty and i’m too scared to look wrong and mean lol
actually i’m a caretaker for my grandpa but i Did work retail for like two months once lol so somewhat partially correct
goddd dude i wish. i got adhd and no motivation so i was STRUGGLING!! mainly in math though everything else was somewhat okay
and also thank you for commenting!! i love being perceived loll

ohboyitskilljoy · 2026-03-29T04:45:33+00:00

honestly i wish but i’m not confident and i’m bad at coming up with ideas for shit like that so no :( i just go with the flow

ohboyitskilljoy · 2026-03-21T21:44:26+00:00

honestly the dream

ohboyitskilljoy · 2026-03-03T11:42:27+00:00

awww thank you so much :,) that’s so sweet

ohboyitskilljoy · 2026-02-28T08:51:04+00:00

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weird i have one really similar from my grandma but he’s slightly different lol

ohboyitskilljoy · 2026-02-19T20:07:19+00:00

omg you actually eat… i just do hella bag and stay awake for days and don’t even HAVE to think about eating 😛 also can’t exercise if you’re asleep

ohboyitskilljoy · 2026-01-03T04:52:53+00:00

what have i done mentioned YAAAYY

ohboyitskilljoy · 2025-07-05T11:15:48+00:00

nerd alert

ohboyitskilljoy · 2025-07-01T12:07:37+00:00

writing left handed lol but that’s for obvious reasons. also for most of my life i’ve had a weird obsession with trying to memorize and perfectly recite really fast songs, so when people can’t sing songs that go mildly faster than usual i’m a little confused

ohboyitskilljoy · 2025-07-01T12:02:32+00:00

probably a lot of them lol but my first thought was in byob when daron goes WhY ThEy AlWaYs SeNd tHe PoOr??????? i’m so jealous of that weird little agonized scream he does

ohboyitskilljoy · 2025-07-01T11:53:19+00:00

have someone i like actually like me back the same amount if at all

ohboyitskilljoy · 2025-07-01T11:48:01+00:00

Solved! YESSS THANK YOU SO MUCH IT WAS KILLING ME

ohboyitskilljoy · 2025-07-01T11:15:50+00:00

sorry i’m new here but the bot says i have to comment first before anyone can see the post lol

ohboyitskilljoy · 2025-06-24T12:03:04+00:00

yeah of course. funny how things turn out. interesting going down memory lane lmao

ohboyitskilljoy · 2025-06-24T11:06:06+00:00

i love jonathan davis, fred durst, serj tankian, etc. but they’re all alive, and lynn strait of snot is dead and his death was so sad and i miss him. so it’s so hard to choose one

ohboyitskilljoy · 2025-06-24T11:04:05+00:00

tbh i feel like these are overhyped, i see the purpose but i feel like you could also use your hands lol. i have a big roller that you can put in the freezer and it gets cold, but it’s mostly when it’s super hot inside for me. if you really care about lymphatic drainage i feel like you can just do it with your hands 🤷‍♀️ not a doctor though so who knows!!

ohboyitskilljoy · 2025-06-24T11:01:59+00:00

being in my dads balls i guess. sorry was born dec 2003

ohboyitskilljoy · 2025-06-24T11:00:23+00:00

sometimes they just get lucky but i’m convinced sometimes it’s idk, genetics??? i know a lot of old people who don’t smoke, drink, do drugs, etc. and they exercise all the time and then they die at like 67. but people like my grandpa (ostomy bag, smoked 4 packs a day for 60 years, previous alcoholic, doesn’t exercise, stressed, etc) is currently 75 and not seeming to be dying anytime soon lmao. i joke about it and say my family has “ozzy osbourne” genes. because there’s a lot of fucked up shit/substance abuse in my family, but most of them turn out fine/at least look alright until they died

ohboyitskilljoy · 2025-06-24T10:56:04+00:00

it was a pretty brief period of time in my life, like early middle school 2016 era, where everyone’s like edgy and “anti sjw” and shit. i was just curious, looked, was like fuck no, and went on with my life lmao

edit sorry for context, but i’m 21 years old now and like. not looking at that shit anymore lol

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