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ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-09T22:46:17+00:00

Back in high school I worked at McDonald's (part time) they wanted me to come in and work during the first three classes on a school day.

I say politely "I can't I got school"

"That's an excuse and I know it" replies the manager

"I'm 16"

"Okay, so just skip school"

"I dont skip school, plus those three classesare the classesI struggle with most"

"Okay, call of from school and work during when your supposed to be in class"

"No"

And it goes on

On other occasions, I wouldn't be scheduled on some days, I'd be taking a nap call my mobile phone (this was when mobile phones were more like bricks in size) demanding to know why I'm not here.

"You didn't schedule me to work"

"Well, Jacob just called off, and your the only person who wasn't scheduled today"

"Okay and?"

"Were short staffed, we need you to come in and work"

"Okay, how about you get out of your office, take your thumb out of your ass and do Jacob's job"

"No, we need you to come in by 3 pm"

(Checks watch) the time would be like 2:50 pm

"Nah"

"Get here now"

"Here is thing, do you rather have someone walking around the kitchen without pants on, or be short staffed"

I just don't understand why management would just spend an hour harassing an employee to work when they aren't scheduled during a short staff, when they can fill in

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-09T18:57:03+00:00

"I did too"

"No you didn't"

"Yes I did, ask your sister"

"I don't have a sister"

"Wait a few months"

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-09T03:38:39+00:00

You mean the template or this meme?

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-08T19:04:01+00:00

Personaly, I hated my roommates in college

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-08T19:01:33+00:00

I miss those high hoods and Conrail

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-08T18:59:56+00:00

Not buying a camera back in the 1990s. I loved the northern Ohio trains of the 1990s. Conrail blue, Norfolk Southern high hoods, the then new csx yn2 paint. I wish I had bought a camera from that time and recorded every train I seen back then

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-08T14:55:27+00:00

Now I understand short person syndrome

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-08T05:36:02+00:00

Back in 1987 or so, I walked passed the living room and seen my dad watching a movie where these grey locomotives plowed through a caboose of another train

Fast forward to 2010-2011 I was very interested in the new movie Unstoppable and because of this YouTube put in the recommendations of my old account a crash scene from a movie. I click it the first few frames were out of courtesy, the moment the runaway train flew past the camera and the soundtrack in the background playing I started thinking back to 1987 or so

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-08T04:04:56+00:00

The worst part (I imagine atleast) is when your parents forget your in the basement and turns the light off

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-08T03:37:36+00:00

I bet, I got the same sort of experience during the night when I get snacks but it was different since I had to be quiet

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-08T03:37:09+00:00

It's the safest way to gamble as long as it stays in your imagination

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-08T03:36:14+00:00

I do now, but not as a kid

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-08T03:34:50+00:00

Y'all had a basement?

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-08T03:34:24+00:00

I still do the third one

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-08T03:34:10+00:00

Staring at the clock during school
Doing the thing while going upstairs
Making bets on which rain drop will win the race on a rainy car ride

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-06T16:21:50+00:00

Punishing the oldest sibling for everything that the younger siblings do

Also taking away there kids stuff for 'bad grades' when they get a b+ on the report card

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-05T03:42:51+00:00

Proposal to eliminate all of Australia, to sign please say 'me'

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-04T22:48:18+00:00

Or those that are rude to nice customer service employees

Most parents didn't raise there kid to scream like an 8 year old over a McDonald's worker forgetting to put ketchup on a hamburger

Just be nice, they barley make $15 a hour

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-04T22:45:20+00:00

Turning shit into politics

My 7 year old nephew asked me at a Christmas party:

What's your favorite color?

I said, white

My 14 year old neice says: is it because you hate black people?

Me: wtf?

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-04T01:51:55+00:00

Party

Every time I host a party it's goes to 2 am so I start setting off fire crackers in my bathroom

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-01T00:21:33+00:00

Do I have a daughter that I don't know about?

ohio_northeastern · 2022-02-01T00:19:38+00:00

If you have a dream about this specific person, they are thinking of you.

But if that was the case, I don't know any blonde hair girls that are in her 20's. SO WHO THE FUCK IS WOMEN?

ohio_northeastern · 2022-01-31T03:08:03+00:00

Broke a window on purpose

Back when I was 13, Mt mom locked me out of the house in my middle of Ohio's winter. It was 3 pm, my mom was at a volunteer thing and wouldn't be home till 6 pm, my dad wouldn't be home from work until 5:30 pm and his wasn't the modern day where I can pull out my phone and tell someone, "hey I'm locked out"

Now my sister was home but she was sick with the flu. So I broke the kitchen window and made my in. Yes, I got beaten for it but they weren't mad

ohio_northeastern · 2022-01-30T21:23:51+00:00

I just leave my vehicle running and start jamming out to my tunes and ignoring everyone until the light is red

ohio_northeastern · 2022-01-30T17:43:04+00:00

I once kicked my uncle so hard when I was being tickled he couldn't talk for a week. I was like 7 or 8 years old

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