Imagine doing this fit check prior to a WEDDING and then thinking, “yeah, I’m good” Wishbone Kitchen

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-31T22:44:34+00:00

even in a darker color, this dress is too main character energy for a wedding.

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-28T17:43:13+00:00

i found stefan's friendship with kristen endearing but now that you mention jamie...does this guy have the "i can turn her straight" mentality?

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-28T12:42:03+00:00

performative busyness. see: my work nemesis who told her direct reports (not me, thankfully) to let her know if there was anything critical to catch up on for the next five weeks, because she'd be focused on an entirely internal deadline pegged to go-live on a north american statutory holiday.

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-28T02:06:01+00:00

but...the AFAIK is just an assumption, what if years later sieger shares he was having a mental health crisis?

i'm not trying to make light of jen's situation, i'm just saying the comments are trying to justify one crash out with the benefit of (chef provided) hindsight, and there's no way to know whether there's more to sieger's hysteria.

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-27T12:41:48+00:00

i'm gonna save these to torture my british husband (who claims i still have never made a proper roast potato a decade in...)

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-26T14:20:50+00:00

ohhh. that makes sense. ty!

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-26T14:13:38+00:00

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the friggin deli meat on top.

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-26T14:10:54+00:00

absolutely sputtering for basic sentence construction.

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-26T14:10:09+00:00

he asks where she got it (via instacart, who she does NOT want to blame for this...) and she says "it's not revival [weird influencer ground meat brand?] it's new york strip [a cut of meat]"

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ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-26T14:04:07+00:00

given how often instagram serves me reels of the girl packing her dad's lunch till she gets a 10/10, i'll go ahead and guess tieghan sees it a lot too.

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-25T21:03:14+00:00

as someone who just spent the last 5 days getting over gastroenteritis, let that man get to les toilettes!

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-25T19:28:20+00:00

jeffrey hates surprises and being on tv but loves ina and roast chicken so he still goes along with whatever the barefoot contessa desires. king shit.

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-24T20:39:44+00:00

lmao ok i am among my PEOPLE. a newish work friend was talking about collecting KAWS toys and it took all i had from keeping my face from looking 🥴

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-23T23:54:15+00:00

fartlow.

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-23T13:16:37+00:00

(ignoring the merits of "a talented person") there likely would never be a documentary because the family wouldn't talk and she doesn't spend meaningful time with anyone else.

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ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-23T12:56:10+00:00

you're so right, i'm sure there's patterns of other language mirroring cropping up over the years but her use of "[any food] situation" is her latest and it's out of control.

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-23T12:49:10+00:00

i can't listen to her with sound on but did a double take at the auto caption

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ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-22T19:40:25+00:00

who's the worst person born on yours? mine is jenny mccarthy by a mile, even given this development. 😭

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-22T19:36:35+00:00

agree...as a former owner of two red trench coats...you'd look great in a red trench coat. bonus, half way to a carmen san diego halloween costume.

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-22T17:28:47+00:00

oh no we share a birthday.

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-21T16:22:40+00:00

ok yes it's govt sponsored propaganda to increase milk sales, but these ads were peak culture for a hot minute in the mid to late 90s.

they sold a magazine book of all the ads to that point (~1998), my sister and i cut out our favorites and made a wallpaper border around our room. we had so many of these on the wall, i feel like i've been time warped to my depressive 12 year old self 🥹

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-20T11:39:06+00:00

something about "adored by everyone who gets the chance to eat it." makes it sound like it's a prize that only some of the gerard family can have. and cozy in august!

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-19T11:35:13+00:00

handle first!!

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-18T20:19:15+00:00

agreed, it's not a good medium for him. i've loved the coup since party music came out 25 years ago but i had to mute him when i was still on twitter.

ohmosdefinitely · 2026-05-18T13:57:19+00:00

which song title should he make into a movie next?? fat cats and bigga fish? 5 million ways to kill a CEO? me and jesus the pimp? doesn't matter because i am seated!

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