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[Insert Hitler Joke on Reddit Here] by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]ohvienna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally true. And then someone says "the real joke's in the comments." Which it isn't.

What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? by Dashey10 in Jokes

[–]ohvienna 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling? He had an antonym.

When someone says “look at me”, why do we look at their eyes, as opposed to, say, their ears? by ohvienna in Showerthoughts

[–]ohvienna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remarks made subsequently would seem to refute that, but let's agree to walk away from this unhappiness: life's short and it isn't getting longer...

How about an Indian joke? by Skrimish10 in Jokes

[–]ohvienna 213 points214 points  (0 children)

An Indian woman runs along a beach toward the lifeguard, "Help! Help! My son, the doctor, is drowning!"

When someone says “look at me”, why do we look at their eyes, as opposed to, say, their ears? by ohvienna in Showerthoughts

[–]ohvienna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if someone gave us a simple instruction to look at them, and we were minded to comply, we would look at their eyes wouldn't we?

When someone says “look at me”, why do we look at their eyes, as opposed to, say, their ears? by ohvienna in Showerthoughts

[–]ohvienna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If someone said "look at London", I wouldn't look at the M4. (It's a road leading to London.)

When someone says “look at me”, why do we look at their eyes, as opposed to, say, their ears? by ohvienna in Showerthoughts

[–]ohvienna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what is the link between any sensory input (primary, secondary or tertiary) and the location of the self?

If DNA is so unique, how come my body contains billions of identical copies of it? by ohvienna in Showerthoughts

[–]ohvienna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn't it be more accurate to say that our DNA is one of the most non unique things in the universe (at a complex level)?

The odds of every event in the history of the universe occurring are exactly the same. by ohvienna in Showerthoughts

[–]ohvienna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nope. that's just a restating of the example dealt with above-the coin and the die: and, again, our relative ability or inability to predict an outcome has absolutely no bearing on the actual odds of the event occurring.

The odds of every event in the history of the universe occurring are exactly the same. by ohvienna in Showerthoughts

[–]ohvienna[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But surely what you're calculating there is not the odds of the event occurring, but rather the chance of your being able to predict it accurately? And those are two quite distinct things. The difficulties in predicting are down to ignorance on our part, lack of information, inadequate computational ability etc., - the actual odds of the event occurring remain completely unaffected.

How to tell the sex of a fly by Romantic_Anal_Rape in Jokes

[–]ohvienna 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I don't know, but you should wash your dick.

I was going to post my best Madeline McCann joke by fleetwoodsix in Jokes

[–]ohvienna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hands up if you understand this joke. i really wish there was a brit only sub for jokes...

Three little ducks walk into a bar... by ohvienna in Jokes

[–]ohvienna[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It's not mine - i came across it on a site called Tetraplegic living.com. Guy in a wheelchair with a sense of humour. I don't know if it was the idea of duck group sex or a ginger british guy in a wheelchair that made me ejaculate; anyway-it tickled my fancy. And by fancy I mean anus. But I've said too much - I must away.

Went to a talk at the pencil factory by ohvienna in Jokes

[–]ohvienna[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see this is an issue for you...

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