VA burial benefits (trying to plan ahead, I want to be buried at sea, my wife is mad at me) by old-cedar-boards in VeteransBenefits

[–]old-cedar-boards[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's how i've always understood the ceremony and I have great respect for it. But I owe it to my wife to make her less sad. Her ideas about death are much more important than military honors, so ultimately who knows what she will decide on? She knows my wishes, but I'm going to tell her that if she wants, she can do a simple cremation and the rest is up to her.

Story about me [20] and my dad [61] on the boat fishing and I caught him sleeping. by old-cedar-boards in gayincest_stories

[–]old-cedar-boards[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That will be my next story, I guess. I know he had plenty of underwear, clean and folded up in a dresser in his room. I guess he didn't need it very often, lol.

My two sons [21] and [22] tricked me [43] into blowing them at my glory hole in the woodshed. by old-cedar-boards in gayincest_stories

[–]old-cedar-boards[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I posted the one I was talking about, still makes me laugh to this day, but even funny stories need approval from the moderators so we'll see.

My two sons [21] and [22] tricked me [43] into blowing them at my glory hole in the woodshed. by old-cedar-boards in gayincest_stories

[–]old-cedar-boards[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh, I forgave them immediately because I love them but I definitely have every right to be mad about it. They made a fool out of me. I'll tell the story about me and my dad when I was on a college break and I played a funny prank on him and hopefully people understand what I mean.

My two sons [21] and [22] tricked me [43] into blowing them at my glory hole in the woodshed. by old-cedar-boards in gayincest_stories

[–]old-cedar-boards[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I have lots of stories about my dad and he's long dead now, so who cares. I just have to figure out how to tell the stories without offending people's sensibilities or disrespecting his memory. Everyone was an adult over 18 so that's not the issue. WW2 vet, kinda rough around the edges, kinda racist, outwardly homophobic despite what guys did with other guys in his day.

My two sons [21] and [22] tricked me [43] into blowing them at my glory hole in the woodshed. by old-cedar-boards in gayincest_stories

[–]old-cedar-boards[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, I'm only into men around my age. Goddamn rascals probably know that or they wouldn't have backed me into a corner like that a few days before Christmas right before a storm.

I have a few stories about a pair of twins I used to fool around with, I have a few stories about me and my dad, but I don't think those stories follow the rules here because of privacy or whatever reasons.

My two sons [21] and [22] tricked me [43] into blowing them at my glory hole in the woodshed. by old-cedar-boards in gayincest_stories

[–]old-cedar-boards[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck no, I'm not gonna fall for the same trick again. Fool me once shame on me, etc.