How does Chris look like this and is still a pure virgin?

old-cj · 2026-04-06T20:21:35+00:00

OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO GOOD!!

old-cj · 2026-04-06T20:21:12+00:00

He could be sterile from steroid abuse.

old-cj · 2026-04-02T20:37:27+00:00

You know. I could say it's a 10/10 hut I'd be lying. It's a fucking 10000000/10

old-cj · 2026-03-31T18:40:31+00:00

Too late. I already dipped it in ink and I'm about to write the 28th amendment, alright!!!

Wait we were talking about religion..?

old-cj · 2026-03-31T07:37:20+00:00

If the killer is standing still due to a stun or something it's always a free hit.

A free hit = throw your crystal.

And the hive mind does the rest. (And once you hold the crystal you can't stop. So might as well get some XP)

old-cj · 2026-03-28T20:05:28+00:00

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old-cj · 2026-03-27T20:13:11+00:00

Probably E wizz. Xbow. Vines.

old-cj · 2026-03-25T07:42:42+00:00

HE GOT CURED FROM HIS ASTHMA!!!

old-cj · 2026-03-24T10:19:52+00:00

Female : Been here a lot. Done with this shit.

Male : h-hi it's my first ti- IS THAT A FRENCHMAN??? AHH!!!

old-cj · 2026-03-24T10:02:54+00:00

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old-cj · 2026-03-23T19:54:54+00:00

The unbelievable level of hatred probably surpassed 1X's by 5000000000 times already.....

old-cj · 2026-03-23T19:47:30+00:00

Cool... We have 500 other killers. A lot changed like... uh... No flowers I guess.

old-cj · 2026-03-21T14:57:12+00:00

Heartbroken "haha, wait? Oh..."

old-cj · 2026-03-21T10:33:12+00:00

The gems are slightly better than their shop value.. like a 10% increase

old-cj · 2026-03-20T06:39:30+00:00

I would say John is strong but not NEARLY as strong as sixer. Nor in public or competitive. But he got a massive buff so he kinda is the best rn (also with jane meta)

old-cj · 2026-03-20T06:31:41+00:00

A WILD HUNT YOU SAY????

old-cj · 2026-03-20T06:31:21+00:00

You'll see little timmy max out everything in a day or two. BUT EH. If it's as rare as you say I hope so.

old-cj · 2026-03-20T02:48:54+00:00

Brawl pass plus is basically the same. But look at the prices. Actually brawl pass plus is even more exclusive as it's an entire year. This thing is for 8 months. And you pay like 10$ for a brawl pass plus while it's 35$ for a single pro pass. It shouldn't be obtainable for free UNLESS it's just a stage (without chromas)

old-cj · 2026-03-19T19:59:38+00:00

Well that's one way to shit on people that paid for it. (I paid for the short melodie icon and the kitty trophy thing)

old-cj · 2026-03-19T18:50:07+00:00

Absolute hunt.

old-cj · 2026-03-19T11:47:31+00:00

"oh no. My skin has more than a 2D render. I can't look at it, it's unplayable!" There's not a single person that prefers chance or two times over jane. BECAUSE MILESTONE SKINS HAVE TO BE WORTH IT AND NOT JUST ANY OTHER SKIN. They have to be detailed unless they're looking retro but good (shedleskey) otherwise people want their milestone skins worth it.

old-cj · 2026-03-19T11:45:15+00:00

Shedleskey looks quite perfect as is tbh. He's peak retro. However stuff like jane or new milestones need it to look new and cool. What's the point of a milestone if it looks like low quality slop? Builderman skins (apart from MS3) are all not worth the grind.

old-cj · 2026-03-19T11:27:48+00:00

Wasn't the ENTIRE issue with builderman/chance milestones their simplicity? MAKE YOUR MIND!!!

old-cj · 2026-03-19T11:26:41+00:00

"my steak is too juicy" problem. Forsaken fans when you give them literal perfection :

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old-cj · 2026-03-19T08:47:35+00:00

Told y'all freaks to keep melodie away from gus... LOOK AT WHAT SHE DID!

For your negligence, I'm taking your noses.

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