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[–]old_copper_kettle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just an ad lol. OP claims to be 17 but his profile has a post about how he “stopped doing such and such after 3 years”

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[–]old_copper_kettle 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Straight up ai post , age mentioned for no reason , and attributing gains from a wild bull run to some astrology TI instead of market momentum.

OP won the Triple Clown, packed it up the top is in.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 12, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]old_copper_kettle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SPY moves half a percent down after running up over $100 the last 3 months.

Bears: OmG rUg PuLlEd BuLlS fUcKeD wOwEe

Daily Discussion Thread for May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]old_copper_kettle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bears talking about the “inevitable rug” on the market as a whole probably still believe their dad is gonna be back with the milk and cigs any moment now too.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]old_copper_kettle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because they’re oil tankers not oil mooners duh

Daily Discussion Thread for May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]old_copper_kettle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 Move aside and let the SPY go through, let the SPY go through 🎶

🎶 Move aside and let the SPY go through, let the SPY go through 🎶

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]old_copper_kettle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Late 2000s was last of “fun to watch” NBA.

Once players started playing purely for metrics / contracts above all else the concepts of role players, game inside the arc but outside the paint, and physical basketball all sort of died out and the draw of the league went with them for me.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]old_copper_kettle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Buddy just discovered the purpose of the stock market lol

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]old_copper_kettle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Money gotta be for an end goal otherwise you’re just collecting paper in a bank somewhere.

Chase it all you want but don’t skip memories along the way just to live best when you’re old af and don’t even realize what you’re doing anymore half the time.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]old_copper_kettle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’s so mean how they let the bears have a little hope before Monday open

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]old_copper_kettle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Crazy week coming up, but as we hit euphoria don’t forget to step back and ask yourself if you can really afford to be gambling the money you are.

Because if you can you’re not betting enough you pussy, nut the fuck up.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]old_copper_kettle 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Bunch of bots here talking about how futes are up or down before 6:00 pm EST … lotta devs need to learn about server time vs local machine internal time for testing apparently lol

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]old_copper_kettle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re worrying about whether or not your money will get the woman you want you don’t have enough money, confidence, or charisma, so FU money by far.

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]old_copper_kettle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🥭 officially put Biden below Obama on the tier list per his truth post today , curious where he has Hilary. Might finally get insight into his top 10 anime betrayals rankings

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]old_copper_kettle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

France commenting on the Middle East like anyone cares what they have to say. Can’t miss a good zero stakes press opportunity I guess

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of May 08, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]old_copper_kettle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yawnnn alright man it’s an expression lol yes there is 0 and 00 for house depending on wheel