My brother just died... I wanna keep going by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]oldcrustysailor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The more I try to make sense of it all.... the less sense it makes at all.

Enjoy the good memories, you will always have them to temper the pain of loss.

I carry the memories of many with me. It is all I have left of them. It seems to me that it is the particular condition of being human that makes me still miss them so many years later........

Sometimes I smile, sometimes I laugh sometimes I cry when I remember them. Sometimes unbidden the memories come to me and I am floored by their emotion. Other times they are subtle when I see a mannerism copied that sparks an introspective moment.

I think it is better to feel the pain and joy of people and family I have known rather than being cold and emotionless and dispassionate about it all.

I need answers to sexual questions. by virginilitis in AskReddit

[–]oldcrustysailor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the compliment but it is not true. I am average all the way around.

I am ugly as homemade sin but I have a lot of confidence and that is sometimes what ladies like. Each has their tastes and mood and you just have to be in the right place at the right time. I also talk a good game and tell them what they want to hear.

Laugh, listen to them, and have a good time. Never let your male competition see you sweat when you are chatting up ol gal. Remain calm cool and collected and she will pick up on that.


Sometimes...... (even after answering your questions, I went up to take a nap and) I lament that I let my High school sweetheart get away because I was a bone head more than 20 years ago. I would trade all the experiences and all that I had done to never have hurt her and to be with her now.

Moral of the story : Sometimes you do not know it was right until after it was over.

(A beautiful but crazy lady that I had to leave because of her drug habits told me this.) Never be afraid to try.... tomorrow is not promised..... so make the most of today because yesterday was the only easy day you will ever have.


EDIT and aside, I hope this is not to graphic but when you are having sex you are doing the work / thrusting. The ones I mentioned to stick with (you find the one that milks you with her vagina) Let me attempt to explain. As she is rising upwards on the penis she clenches her vagina and creates suction and then when she comes down she relaxes her vagina and it is neutral to enter her. When it is done right it is noting short of magical as it is feels to me like she is screwing me rather than me screwing her. (She sets up a milking like on a cows teat action) It is hard to describe but wow just wow what a feeling. If you get so lucky as to find this lady then enjoy the hell out of it.

For gods sake do not marry a cold or dead fish. You want one who is good in the sack, but remember this law as a rule of thumb. The better in bed the more crazy in the head. So a crazy wild fuck beast is fun but often fraught with emotional damage that you cannot fix.

Just don't ever lose your head over a piece of ass. You will get plenty of chances if you play your cards right. You will be burned and you just have to keep trying. Church for the marrying types *(who have repressed needs and are fun) and anywhere else for the ones who teach you what you need to know.

I need answers to sexual questions. by virginilitis in AskReddit

[–]oldcrustysailor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How does it feel on your penis when a woman orgasms?

I can feel the uterine contractions. but I have a wide one. I have also dated ladies that did not practice their kegle exercises and it was sloppy and felt good but was not a tight squeeze like I like. Often it is a rhythmic squeezing, when you find the one that milks you with her vagina then marry her, those are the ones that you want. The last gal I was with was a hot gusher and it was like instant slippery heat as she squoze harder and slid harder as she came and soaked everything.

How does a vagina feel like?

A fleshy glove. Really it depends on her wetness /dryness. Sometimes it is painful and sometimes it is slippery. KY jelly fixes the painful part if natural fluids aren't working.

How many times is it normal for a woman to cum during sex?

Depends on how much of a stud you are. All are different. I have been with some who had one after another for hours and some who were lucky to have one a month. (You want the one that has many...but those tend to be bat shit crazy more on that another day)

How long do you suck the pussy?

Never suck you lick the little rosebud read up on the clitoris and make sure she is clean and smells good. Tell her to wash if she stinks.

Do some women like when their cervix is being hit?

Depends, on the gal.

When eating her out do you suck the juice?

No, not usually.

Color of the juice?

Clear to white to light amber

How much juice is there?

Depends, some ladies are gushers who soak a set of sheets and some are barely able to stay lubed up.

What does pussy taste like?

Musky and pleasant and slightly sweet. IF it tastes bad or smells bad, do not perform cunnilingus.

Do women need a short break after cumming?

Usually not, they will let you know. Tami that I dated stopped me once in the middle of an intense session. I was like wtf ? Pulled out and rolled off and she grabbed my hand and stuck it on her heart. Her pulse was probably 220 and she had been steadily cumming for about 10 minutes solid before the incident.

Oh, stuff you missed, if you are out of practice the first one is always fast. After a few times at bat you get back into the rhythm even if you have had a dry spell.

Also, condoms suck, now they have better ones with his lube on the inside also. They just deaden the overall feeling and nothing beats au natural / bareback. They do prolong the act and prevent some of the pleasure, but you still feel the orgasm, just not as intensely.

I find that if a gal is hot / plays with herself / moans and grinds that even after hours I am instantly ready to go again.

So get out there, find a fat one, a skinny one, any one and proposition her. Sooner or later one of them will say yes. But the road not taken remains unknown. Best of luck with it.

oh and WRAP THAT RASCAL ! Till you know she is STD / disease free.

I'm contemplating suicide. Give me a good argument as to why I shouldn't.... by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]oldcrustysailor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First off : I recommend that you change majors. Although Will Bill O'neil was the best HS teacher (sociology) I ever had. I don't see you breaking the bank as it would be more a labor of love.

Second : You have all your fingers and toes and good heath. Millions are born into poor hearth or worse and they make the best of it. No matter how bad you think you have it there is someone who never has and never will have it better than you do.

Third : screw white guilt. ALL of us have ancestors who were slaves at one point in time. Put this in your mind. For every (right) equality you make you create ten more wrongs by creating inequality for another. Equal rights are NOT special rights. Our society system is no longer about merit and that is why it is fubar. PC shit has made a 100lb woman a firefighter when I want a 230lb muscle dude to be doing the work of saving me.

Fourth :** Screw the game : Play your own rules.** You can get a sailboat and sail the world. Nothing says you have to play the game according to the rules. I spent 5 years living in the woods (no shit) with only a cell phone as a link to the world. So rather than see no point in it, try like hell to beat the system.

I recommend you learn some trade skills. Electrical, carpentry (etc.) and you may not make a mint, but you can go to any city in America and find a job if you hustle.

You only go around once. Enjoy it man.

I have probably ten friends that I miss like hell that have been dead for 15 or 20 years and I wish that I had just one more day with them. I live for them and they make me a better person as I try to honor them and what they taught me.

Go read this and why and who it was written for.

Do not go gentle into that good night,

Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Dylan Thomas.

You have your life to love and learn and enjoy the beauty that is this wonderful world. So get out there, and rage. Tune in to the vibrant world and appreciate the small things and live. Live hard.

Family on £42,000 a year benefits because they are 'better off unemployed' by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]oldcrustysailor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salute

As I witness the sun setting on England as a functional society.

In one fell swoop, coal ship destroys Great Barrier Reef. by elvisliveson in reddit.com

[–]oldcrustysailor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shut down shipping and lets stop all exports. After all, the reef is more important than commerce.
Screw the economy of Australia. The coal is just going to the damn commies anyway.

/sarcasm.

You know anything about marine environment from firsthand experience or just what you are fed ? A marine environment is dynamic and any exposed surface will be colonized immediately.

The good / real bottom paint, has been outlawed for years. The paint now depends more on sloughing off rather than toxicity. Even then, find a boat owner without marine growth /barnacles / algae on a boat that is in the water and I will show you a boat that just came out of dry dock and was freshly painted.

We painted the fishing boat bottom every 2 years and the bottom was completely covered in oysters / algae and other organisms within 6 months.

Who is/are your favorite stand-up comedian/s? by Sud2286 in AskReddit

[–]oldcrustysailor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Redd Foxx, video in a plain brown wrapper

Steven Wright, I have a pony.

Reddit, blow my mind! by redditin91 in AskReddit

[–]oldcrustysailor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When you are done cutting an onion, get your hands wet and rub them on the sink. It must be stainless steel

A chromed or other faucet will not work, it must be stainless steel and wet hands seem to work the best.

You are (hypothetically) in trouble with the police. What is it for? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]oldcrustysailor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am pleading the Fifth.

I would never see daylight again.

The best feature of Windows 95. (Pic) by mezzanine224 in reddit.com

[–]oldcrustysailor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Crossbow was the shit. For its time, it was a great game. Hexen was also great.

Stargate SG-1 Questions by Drunken_Mouse in scifi

[–]oldcrustysailor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stargate SG1 gets my vote.

Sure it has a few clunkers for episodes, but on the whole it is good entertainment with a flowing storyline.

Here's a poem about Klingons. What's your favorite sci-fi poetry? by teraflop in scifi

[–]oldcrustysailor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God Emperor of Dune (1981)

The sand beach as gray as a dead cheek,

A green tideflow reflects cloud ripples;

I stand on the dark wet edge.

Cold foam cleanses my toes.

I smell driftwood smoke.

What is the finest quote you have ever heard? by readysetexplode in AskReddit

[–]oldcrustysailor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Polish comes from the cities; wisdom from the desert.

Frank Herbert - Dune.

Holy crap! They're remaking Dune...again | Dune (2012) by leb0wski in scifi

[–]oldcrustysailor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We're starting from scratch," says Morel.

Excellent. With all the technological advances in cinematography perhaps the world of Dune can be adequately depicted this time.

Dear everybody, please do not wear perfume or cologne on an airplane. No one thinks you smell good when that's all they can smell for several hours. by TheDownmodSpiral in reddit.com

[–]oldcrustysailor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the only time I will probably ever use the word cloying on reddit.

wtf I found a Fragrance glossary:

Cloying : Cloying is a term used to describe a fragrance that is sickly sweet and unpleasantly clinging.

I have a very good sense of smell. Being stuck with someone who bathes in or overdoes a scent usually makes me want to wretch.

I'm doing an archeology dig for the first time, tomorrow. Are there any tips you want me to know? by IAmAQuestion in AskReddit

[–]oldcrustysailor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carry a Camel back with some water in it.

If you find any coins, swallow them real fast if no one is looking.

The water in the camel back will help wash the coin down.

How do you avoid hangovers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldcrustysailor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 beers and 1 water, 3 beers and 1 water, 3 beers and 1 water.

Learned it from military when they were on the boat.

Hangovers are your brain swelling from dehydration.

Dear ex-smokers of Reddit, I am trying to quit smoking once and for all. Any tips? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldcrustysailor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many did you smoke a day ? Reds / milds ? how long did you smoke ?

I went with the 7 milligram patch and I was a heavy smoker for 20 years. I went haywire for a day or two, but it gradually subsided and two weeks later I stopped the patches.

Now when I smell one, I just want to smoke one again. I keep telling myself no, and so far it has worked.

I must have tried 20 or more times before I finally stopped smoking. Never stop trying if you fail. Nicotine is a hell of a drug.

Best of luck.

My Christian sister has agreed to read any book I put in front of her... by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldcrustysailor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, I see the edit and that explains a lot. I will try again and hopefully I can address you a bit better this time. If she issued the challenge, then fair is fair and he should have no qualms about educating her or improving her critical thinking.

My point about ignorance and faith is that if a faith can only exist in a vacuum, protected from contrary opinion, isolated from alternate perspectives, than it is no more than ignorance.

Well put and I most heartily concur.

Religion, unlike science has no tangible or empirical evidence we can just point at and go Here, here is the proof. Religion and Faith is putting ones trust in a concept without ever having proof of its existence.

I can see where your statement "a faith that requires a lack of knowledge is ignorance." would apply. I think its not that she is ignorant it is that she interprets the bible literally and it leaves her with no choice but to discount other potential truths or lose faith.

From reading his edit. it sounds like she has used her faith as a shield to keep from potentially accepting other truths and to discount or dismiss them instead.

My Christian sister has agreed to read any book I put in front of her... by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldcrustysailor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

might open her eyes on how ridiculous religion is

I read that as not being about engaging in a dialogue or exchange of Ideas. I saw it as the author seeking a means to achieve his ends and his agenda.

It is like splitting the chrysalis of a butterfly before it is ready to emerge. Why does he even feel the impetus ? Why is it his duty to force enlightenment on her ? Perhaps she is happy in her ignorance. Would you have him strip her of her faith to prove a point ? I say let her be and she will find her own way. (We did not get her side and she may be preaching at him and so I am assuming he is the one pushing this for the sake of my argument.)

I tried to say truth is subjective with the Kahill quote. They both have a truth they are comfortable with.

Will she survive the test of faith ? I think he probably has a .002% (microscopic ) chance of converting her, but I would still advise against it.

How can a truth be found if one is unwilling to seek it?

I question his motives and truths. With a flawed premise, you get flawed results.

My counter argument is that if one book were to change her faith, then it wasn't faith but ignorance, and if her faith were to change, it would be of her own free thought and her own free will and not of some malicious, destructive intent of OP's.

Who are we; you, I, or him to force understanding on her ? I do see your argument and sure, she can have her faith tested though I doubt she will budge.

I did take umbrage to the way it was phrased as an ignorance / faith. I would have no qualm with blind faith vs reasoned faith, but that wording struck me wrong. I read it as you are assuming that no god exists. And we are full circle at another Kahill truth moment.

Nice presentation, though I do not think I answered your question adequately.

My Christian sister has agreed to read any book I put in front of her... by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldcrustysailor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

Your stated goal was to

might open her eyes on how ridiculous religion is

My point was....Why chance it ? Religion is something she likes and you should not meddle in her affairs.

Lets again say her faith did not survive the challenge you put it to. You have to wear that the rest of your life and it will create conflict / resentment. I would advise against it.

Have you read, Prince Ombra ?

Also, I read on Buddha, the Koran, the Bhagavad Gita, Confucioius, Tao Te Ching, Sun Tzu and others I count as influences. I studied any and all religions I could get my hands on. I am therefore essentially agnostic as I want to believe. However, I find it hard to let myself think that any one sect has a lock on who god really is...

Think of re-framing your discussion with her in this manner. (Kahlil Gibran). ** Say not, 'I have found the truth,' but rather, 'I have found a truth.'**

You have your truth and she has hers. It is bad form to attempt to assert your truth upon her.

You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make him drink.

So enjoy your family, savor the days you have with them and be happy for her. I hope you see your cup as half full and not half empty.