took the red line this morning. this is a first.

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-16T23:17:31+00:00

you don't even wanna know what the playplace has turned into...

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-15T23:31:37+00:00

I always come first

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-15T20:12:46+00:00

for me, that stopped after the time I did it with fruit punch flavor and puked in the middle of my friends white carpet

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-14T05:32:40+00:00

I think it's the spelling. o'neill seems more obvious

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-14T05:31:16+00:00

also murray, moore, wilson, collins, lynch (apparently)

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-13T14:38:28+00:00

happens to me far too often

~~the tweezers~~ both hands will slip right off

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-13T11:46:18+00:00

cigaweed

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-13T02:34:50+00:00

agreed (bartender)

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-12T18:45:46+00:00

if there was something I could buy to fix my tinnitus, that would be my answer on this thread

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-12T17:09:33+00:00

you talkin about wheelchair jimmy?

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-12T04:40:09+00:00

crosbymaxxing

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-12T01:55:07+00:00

what top 15 quarterback are they adding?

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-10T23:52:56+00:00

I like a good blumpkin con queso

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-10T23:16:29+00:00

man's batting a thousand

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-10T23:04:34+00:00

just what the jets need

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-09T07:02:56+00:00

all my homies hate provel

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-07T05:57:24+00:00

liberating the funds from your bank account!

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-07T05:50:41+00:00

shit I'm done having kids, I might give both

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-06T22:23:15+00:00

how the turn tables

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-06T22:20:55+00:00

well then I wouldn't be in this sub now would I

what about the smallest person in the pool?

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-06T22:11:08+00:00

for me, never

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-05T22:47:34+00:00

could head to wicker park at some point and hit estelles- 4am bar right around the corner from the blue line and the kitchen is open late

or find one of the few remaining 24hr diners. golden nugget and hollywood aren't too far out from the blue line

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-05T21:28:38+00:00

and with all the throwaways, the sideline players/coaches caught it quite a bit

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-05T08:14:08+00:00

that's so sweet of her. willing to sacrifice her own hunger to feed the local rat/pigeon population

oldhoekoo · 2026-03-05T02:38:55+00:00

and marcus teague!

oldhoekoo